Joke
....One day, a Isis commander is looking across the desert with binoculars. He spots an American soldier across the valley! He zooms in, and discovers it is a Green Beret! He thinks he should capture him, and sends a squad of men after him. Down the valley they go, guns blazing. After just a few minutes, all is silent! As the smoke clears, he spots the American, who sees him, and flips him off! Furious, he sends an entire company to get him. Machine gun fire, grenades, smoke and fire! The battle rages for several minutes. Cries of pain, anguish, pleading can be heard. Then silence! As the smoke clears, he takes a look. Yikes! The same American smiles at him, and flips him off! Now he is so mad, he calls his subordinate commanders to a meeting to draw up plans for a massive attack to kill this infidel, once and for all! As they finalize the plans, a lone terrorist crawls up; his body riddled in bullets, one ear gone, most of his teeth broken out, a real mess. He pulls himself up, grasping the shirt of his commander, struggling to speak. He finally gets the ear of the commander close, and whispers: "please, don't send anymore men! It's a trap, death and destruction await anyone foolish enough to try to attack! I beg of you!" The commander is hearing his mans last breaths and the gravely wounded terrorist speaks his last words: "There are two of them"!
