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What is Elio cooking up now??

:shocked: Will it be powered by the Moon and the Stars??? :thumbup:

Whatever we can think up that will sell those t-shirts and garner the deposits. We can probably even get a deal on a GM plant in LA. They should be eager to sell to a really viable company. :roflblack:
 
Heh....I'm the proud owner of a 2011 vintage Elio shirt and bumper sticker....one of the first suckers to put my $100 in for the 'very limited time opportunity', that has run non-stop for the following 3 years.

I use it to work on cars and bikes with, terrible thing to do to an expensive T-shirt but what can ya do.
 
Will the Dwayneo be available in Cognac?
I sure hope so.

If it's not I probably will still put down my deposit but i really hope it is going to be available in cognac.

I promise that the first 100 customers that put down a $1,000,000 deposit; will have the vehicle painted in their own choice of colors... :2thumbs:
 
I promise that the first 100 customers that put down a $1,000,000 deposit; will have the vehicle painted in their own choice of colors... :2thumbs:

Some public stuff, and then we will have to have a non-public Board of Directors meeting.

Colors: any color you want--that will be a $500 option though.

Price: 17,999.99 We want to be competitive with that upstart Slingshot. We are being honest with price--no low price leaders here. Ours will also have the tried and proven slingshot engine.

Deposits: To get on board, you will need a $5,000.00 earnest money deposit--non-refundable of course. We will give each earnest money depositor a free t-shirt and also one for the spouse. Have to keep the whole family happy here.

Production and sales, and we promise this--no later than 2020. Whose going to be first in line? :roflblack:
 
I can't wait for the Elio thing to pass.

I am going to come out with an improved concept vehicle--the Dwayneo.

Are you in Bob and RR? :roflblack::roflblack:
I Googled "Dwayneo" and came up with this. Now I want to know why is it that both the Elio and the Dwayneo are the same color green. What's up with that?
 

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The "Bobeo", will have the coolest name...
And, high speed internet access with Google's new night vision Glass! :shocked:
 
I like RR's price the best. Where are you at Bob?

I was also thinking about offering franchises to the first 50 people (one for each state) for the paltry sum of $50,000 a piece. That's is a fire sale price for a franchise these days. Money needs to be up front like the earnest money deposits--but you can trust me. No refunds on the franchise fees though. :roflblack::roflblack:

Not sure where you found the green Dwayneo. That's is not my prototype. Guess you can't believe everything you see on the internet. :roflblack:

I promise the Dwayneo will be a real cool looking vehicle when we start producing in 2020. Have faith everyone. Yes, there is a Santa Claus.
 
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I like RR's price the best. Where are you at Bob?

I was also thinking about offering franchises to the first 50 people (one for each state) for the paltry sum of $50,000 a piece. That's is a fire sale price for a franchise these days. Money needs to be up front like the earnest money deposits--but you can trust me. No refunds on the franchise fees though. :roflblack::roflblack:

Not sure where you found the green Dwayneo. That's is not my prototype. Guess you can't believe everything you see on the internet. :roflblack:

I promise the Dwayneo will be a real cool looking vehicle when we start producing in 2020. Have faith everyone. Yes, there is a Santa Claus.
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Were getting there. That kind of style is worth considering. :yes:
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Not green though. I hope I'm not bound to hades for that.

the second one is like...way better...
 

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Hey can i pre-order one of those (& get a T-Shirt)?

Cruzr Joe

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Note: If you go for the franchise deal, I will throw in the two t-shirts and give a $10.00 discount on the Dwayneo. Don't wait, I can't give to many of these package deals. :thumbup:
 
Pricing??
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I really can't in good conscience; undercut the Dwayneo...
It's a beautiful design that's already halfwway to the customer's driveway...
Mine is maybe six Months from production start...
I'll have to bring mine to Market for $18,249.99...

BUT... For the paltry sum of $35,999.99; I'll throw in the dealership paperwork! :clap:
 
Pricing??
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I really can't in good conscience; undercut the Dwayneo...
It's a beautiful design that's already halfwway to the customer's driveway...
Mine is maybe six Months from production start...
I'll have to bring mine to Market for $18,249.99...

BUT... For the paltry sum of $35,999.99; I'll throw in the dealership paperwork! :clap:

A perfect example of competition bringing choice to the market. Can't argue with that. :yes:
 
Did you notice that Dan confused our Conceptual Designs a little bit? :D
This one is actually mine... FartSmart.jpg
As you can see; it suffered a horrible incident at the Plant...
The test-pilot had lunch with me, and the BakedBeanTacoBurritoPizzaHotPepper casserole disagreed with his digestive system... :shocked:
We subsequently learned an important lesson in the porduction of teeny-tiny-micro-whatevers:
Either leave the windows out of them, ar at LEAST make them large enough, to allow for expansion of gases! :barf:
 
Can I prey-pay now, in order to help with the start-up?
Where is your plant being constructed, and how much do you need?
I'll authorize the Nigerian Prince that is holding my funds; to send you 250 mllion dollars.... Is that enough? :shocked:
 
Did you notice that Dan confused our Conceptual Designs a little bit? :D
This one is actually mine... View attachment 92607
As you can see; it suffered a horrible incident at the Plant...
The test-pilot had lunch with me, and the BakedBeanTacoBurritoPizzaHotPepper casserole disagreed with his digestive system... :shocked:
We subsequently learned an important lesson in the porduction of teeny-tiny-micro-whatevers:
Either leave the windows out of them, ar at LEAST make them large enough, to allow for expansion of gases! :barf:
:yes::yes::clap::clap::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::yes::cheers::cheers::cheers::2excited:
 
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