Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I think I pooped myself from laughing so hard. :shocked:

:firstplace: :2thumbs:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

That was so funny i made my wife get out of bed and get her glasses just so she could read this


Sent by morse code from a hidden bunker

 

[FrankPa]

OMG that was funny!

Thank you... I was just imagining that the story would end with you having to go to the emergency room... thank God you figured it out!!!!!

 

[exwinger]

Imagine this

LOL....the woman in the story isn't me....I'm a guy. I just happened to run across the story somewhere and thought it was funny. I can visualize the whole scenario though .

 

[Rar]

Very funny. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

I didn't think that any woman would be able to read that without cringing in horror at what was going on... :yikes:

 

[exwinger]

Rules and Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.However after sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach saying, "Congratulations" But, none of them come and touch the man's thingy and say "Good job"
Moral of the story: Hard work is never appreciated.

SIMPLE TRUTH 3
Women prefer to be beautiful rather than intelligent because men can see better than they can think.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the *******’s name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

 

[CyncySpyder]

Stopped by White Castles for a couple of Breakfast sandwiches & looked on the bottom

:shocked:

:shocked:​

 

[Bob Denman]

But it tastes...
"Just like chicken!"

And I was just looking online for the closest WhiteCastle... your post is just too coincidental! :shocked: :thumbup:

 

[Bob Denman]

Okay...
I'll throw this ONE political joke out here... Knowing full well that it could blow up! :shocked:
If I offend you; I apologize in advance! pps:
If you agree with it; don't say anything or we'll get shut down quickly!

Question: What's the largest difference between Romney supporters, and ***** supporters?
Answer: Romney supporters sign their checks on the front...
Sorry... I had to let this one out!

 

[Tiny1]

Okay...
I'll throw this ONE political joke out here... Knowing full well that it could blow up! :shocked:
If I offend you; I apologize in advance! pps:
If you agree with it; don't say anything or we'll get shut down quickly!

Question: What's the largest difference between Romney supporters, and ***** supporters?
Answer: Romney supporters sign their checks on the front...
Sorry... I had to let this one out!

Now you gone done it Bob.:lecturef_smilie:

 

[coz]

good one bob

Okay...
I'll throw this ONE political joke out here... Knowing full well that it could blow up! :shocked:
If I offend you; I apologize in advance! pps:
If you agree with it; don't say anything or we'll get shut down quickly!

Question: What's the largest difference between Romney supporters, and ***** supporters?
Answer: Romney supporters sign their checks on the front...
Sorry... I had to let this one out!

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: Ooooops

 

[Bob Denman]

Shhhh...

If Lamont sees it or hears about it... :shocked:

 

[Spy+]

That was great!!! :roflblack:.. :thumbup:

 

[spydaman60]

Okay...
I'll throw this ONE political joke out here... Knowing full well that it could blow up! :shocked:
If I offend you; I apologize in advance! pps:
If you agree with it; don't say anything or we'll get shut down quickly!

Question: What's the largest difference between Romney supporters, and ***** supporters?
Answer: Romney supporters sign their checks on the front...
Sorry... I had to let this one out!

bob,
**** *** A **** 1 *** * ***** 100%!
chuck

 

[Rar]

Best Friend Experiment

Dog is Man's Best Friend..............


If you don't believe it, just try this experiment..........
....
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

 

[Bob Denman]

The Missus!
Now she's got enough ambient light to see her sidearm's sights real good! :yikes:

 

[Daisyjoe]

How can you tell a blond secretary is having a bad day at work... her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!!!:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Daisyjoe]

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them. "We have reached there". The 1st guy gave him money & 2nd guy said "thank u". The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "what's that for?". The 3rd guy replied. "CONTROL UR SPEED NEXT TIME, u nearly killed us!

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack: :cheers: :thumbup: