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Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.
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One Sunday morning, the Pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church starting up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small U.S.A. flags mounted on either side of it.
The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the Pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said good morning Alex.
Good morning Pastor, he replied, still focused on the plaque, and then asking the Pastor, what is this?
The Pastor said, well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who have died in the service.
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked. Which service, the 9:00 or 11:00?
The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the Pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said good morning Alex.
Good morning Pastor, he replied, still focused on the plaque, and then asking the Pastor, what is this?
The Pastor said, well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who have died in the service.
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked. Which service, the 9:00 or 11:00?
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Doh!! It means pull over, it's time to have a cuppa tea, silly!! :lecturef_smilie:
Oh, and while you're there, put some oil in your engine. :thumbup:
You know, when I first read the poster in that image, I sprayed my tablet with really hot tea spurting outta my nose!! That hurt (& took some clean-up!) but I hadta laugh..... :shocked: You should put warning labels on your joke posts!! :clap: :2thumbs:
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Wht Wives Attempt To Change Their Husbands
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:
Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behavior and life-style once their vows are exchanged?
Finally, the riddle is solved.
A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation. When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle,
she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process starts where the brain absorbs these three stimuli:
Aisle, altar, and hymn.
She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these
perceptions:
Aisle, altar, hymn……Aisle, altar, hymn……Aisle, altar, hymn.
And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete. She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself:
'I'll alter him!’
Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:
Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behavior and life-style once their vows are exchanged?
Finally, the riddle is solved.
A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation. When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle,
she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process starts where the brain absorbs these three stimuli:
Aisle, altar, and hymn.
She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these
perceptions:
Aisle, altar, hymn……Aisle, altar, hymn……Aisle, altar, hymn.
And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete. She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself:
'I'll alter him!’
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:shocked: I just KNEW that it had to be that simple! :banghead:
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Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been
playing outside with the other kids,when he came into the house and asked,
'Grandpa, what's that called whentwo people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.
'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse’
Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse.It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s
mom wants to talk to you.
playing outside with the other kids,when he came into the house and asked,
'Grandpa, what's that called whentwo people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.
'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse’
Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse.It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s
mom wants to talk to you.
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