CyncySpyder
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Running from the papparazzi*I'm sorry, but some idiots shouldn't drive or breed
So today was a hot sunny day & Teddy and I went to meet with the family for Sunday brunch at Red Lobster to Celebrate my brothers birthday tomorrow. After brunch, we started our ryde to meet up with Jesse, another local Spyder Ryder that invited us to Winton Woods Park where a biker piknik rally was being held.
On our route there, we had to take backroads to the highway and then back to backroads. Most of you know all to well the attention that the Spyder draws & thats just infinately exacerbated by a cute lil, red mowhawked, doggled wearing dog on the back. I understand and accept this and do all I can (within reason) to be accomodating to the general public vying to get a close up of the little guy, but I'm sorry, there are limits to everything.
I believe anyone that met us at Tail O The Pup at SITA, or the closing cerimonies witnessed for themselves that Teddy tries his best to be a good sport about allowing his fans to get pics of him, but even he has his limits & I'm sorry, safety is one of those limits.
Ok, so here's the madness we encountered today & I'm somewhat ashamed at how I dealt with it, but wasn't sure how else to deal with it. As we're on the highway, cruising along at 70 in a 65 mph zone, we get passed by a guy in a minivan full of at least 5 or 6 kids. I didn't think much of it until I noticed the mini-van hit his brakes and started slowing down in the high speed lane next to us til we caught up with him, then I notice the guy powers down all the windows on our side and I see him holding his Iphone aimed toward us, as the freaking idiot is driving with a van load of kids and no other adults in the vehicle. Sadly, this isn't the first time this has happened, so I usually just wave to them and kind of ignore them and go about our way. But this guy wasn't having it & he seemed clueless that he was blocking traffic in the high speed lane, as he was now holding & matching my speed. It wouldn't have been so bad, but this idiot just wasn't paying attention & kept coming over into our lane, causing me to almost side swipe the car in the slow lane next to us. I figured the guy would get the idea of how dangerous he was being when I honked & kind of shouted at him, but no, he just kept on videoing us with his Iphone. So, I slowed way down, thinking he'd finally get the hint and keep on going, but no, even tho he was in the high speed lane with traffic backing up behind both of us, he matched my speed of 55 in a 65zone. So I roll on the throttle thinking I 'll just leave this nut in the dust, but then we run into construction & I'm forced to merge over into his lane, but he wouldn't let us over & kept matching my speed, even at 80 in my attempt to get in front of him. I look over & see all these kids out the window of the back seat & feel sorry for them that they are being put in potentially life threatening positions by the guy behind the wheel. This idiot just wasn't getting it. Not knowing what else to do, I crank the stereo to max, switch to MP3 on the Zumo & put on one of Kid Rocks songs that is filled with expletives, "I don't want to get to know you, I just want to F*** you like I'm never gonna see you again!" I'm NOT proud that I did this, as I know all of the little kids in the back heard it, but so did the idiot driver & immediately, all of the windows went up and he finally got the message and went on ahead of us, allowing us to finally get over so we didn't crash into another car or the construction barracade coming up quickly on us.
So today was a hot sunny day & Teddy and I went to meet with the family for Sunday brunch at Red Lobster to Celebrate my brothers birthday tomorrow. After brunch, we started our ryde to meet up with Jesse, another local Spyder Ryder that invited us to Winton Woods Park where a biker piknik rally was being held.
On our route there, we had to take backroads to the highway and then back to backroads. Most of you know all to well the attention that the Spyder draws & thats just infinately exacerbated by a cute lil, red mowhawked, doggled wearing dog on the back. I understand and accept this and do all I can (within reason) to be accomodating to the general public vying to get a close up of the little guy, but I'm sorry, there are limits to everything.
I believe anyone that met us at Tail O The Pup at SITA, or the closing cerimonies witnessed for themselves that Teddy tries his best to be a good sport about allowing his fans to get pics of him, but even he has his limits & I'm sorry, safety is one of those limits.
Ok, so here's the madness we encountered today & I'm somewhat ashamed at how I dealt with it, but wasn't sure how else to deal with it. As we're on the highway, cruising along at 70 in a 65 mph zone, we get passed by a guy in a minivan full of at least 5 or 6 kids. I didn't think much of it until I noticed the mini-van hit his brakes and started slowing down in the high speed lane next to us til we caught up with him, then I notice the guy powers down all the windows on our side and I see him holding his Iphone aimed toward us, as the freaking idiot is driving with a van load of kids and no other adults in the vehicle. Sadly, this isn't the first time this has happened, so I usually just wave to them and kind of ignore them and go about our way. But this guy wasn't having it & he seemed clueless that he was blocking traffic in the high speed lane, as he was now holding & matching my speed. It wouldn't have been so bad, but this idiot just wasn't paying attention & kept coming over into our lane, causing me to almost side swipe the car in the slow lane next to us. I figured the guy would get the idea of how dangerous he was being when I honked & kind of shouted at him, but no, he just kept on videoing us with his Iphone. So, I slowed way down, thinking he'd finally get the hint and keep on going, but no, even tho he was in the high speed lane with traffic backing up behind both of us, he matched my speed of 55 in a 65zone. So I roll on the throttle thinking I 'll just leave this nut in the dust, but then we run into construction & I'm forced to merge over into his lane, but he wouldn't let us over & kept matching my speed, even at 80 in my attempt to get in front of him. I look over & see all these kids out the window of the back seat & feel sorry for them that they are being put in potentially life threatening positions by the guy behind the wheel. This idiot just wasn't getting it. Not knowing what else to do, I crank the stereo to max, switch to MP3 on the Zumo & put on one of Kid Rocks songs that is filled with expletives, "I don't want to get to know you, I just want to F*** you like I'm never gonna see you again!" I'm NOT proud that I did this, as I know all of the little kids in the back heard it, but so did the idiot driver & immediately, all of the windows went up and he finally got the message and went on ahead of us, allowing us to finally get over so we didn't crash into another car or the construction barracade coming up quickly on us.
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