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Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.

seems this joke thread has gotten way too far off topic

let's try again


The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."


A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
 
ofdave said:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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:roflblack::roflblack:
 
mowin said:
25 miles around Albany.:yikes:.. I'M 18 miles. :banghead::banghead:
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How about if we declare you to be an "Oppressed Minority? The Albany idio-crats will probably buy your home at an obscene profit, and buy you a nice place up by Lake George! :thumbup:
 
vided said:
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Funny. Reminds me of a true story. I once lived in a small eastern Oregon town (Arlington) that happened to have a resident highway patrolman who took everything seriously and to the limit. One weekend they held a rodeo in the next town over and the town drunk, who had too many DUIs and so had lost his driver's license, rode his bicycle over to the rodeo, where of course he had too many beers. On the way home the local HP arrested him for drunk driving - a bicycle.
 
Hi Pete,

Re: drunk driving - a bicycle.

Yup, here in Oregon a bicycle ( while not licensed or registered ) still must obey all of the laws of the road.

Jerry Baumchen

PS) Arlington is a nice little town; stopped there for lunch once.
 
JerryB said:
Hi Pete, Re: drunk driving - a bicycle. Yup, here in Oregon a bicycle ( while not licensed or registered ) still must obey all of the laws of the road. PS) Arlington is a nice little town; stopped there for lunch once.
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Yup. Doc Severinson's home town. He used to visit in the summer and put on a show in the city park. I worked for 'the man' (Waste Management, Inc)
 
UtahPete said:
Funny. Reminds me of a true story. I once lived in a small eastern Oregon town (Arlington) that happened to have a resident highway patrolman who took everything seriously and to the limit. One weekend they held a rodeo in the next town over and the town drunk, who had too many DUIs and so had lost his driver's license, rode his bicycle over to the rodeo, where of course he had too many beers. On the way home the local HP arrested him for drunk driving - a bicycle.
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I had a friend who got drunk, got mad at her husband and got in the car (parked outside) to leave. Before she could start it, she passed out. A sheriff cited her for drunk driving. She was not moving, car not running, parked on her own property!

(I'm sorry to say she eventually drank herself to death.)
 
UtahPete said:
Funny. Reminds me of a true story. I once lived in a small eastern Oregon town (Arlington) that happened to have a resident highway patrolman who took everything seriously and to the limit. One weekend they held a rodeo in the next town over and the town drunk, who had too many DUIs and so had lost his driver's license, rode his bicycle over to the rodeo, where of course he had too many beers. On the way home the local HP arrested him for drunk driving - a bicycle.
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I once had a very good friend who was arrested in Vernal,Ut on a DUI while on his horse.
 
The Little Candy With a Hole (definitely an oldie)

You have to love little kids.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my Gosh! They're a**-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!
 
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