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Missing - Jokes! So I'll just start a thread.
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mowin
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Deal..:thumbup:
Funny. Reminds me of a true story. I once lived in a small eastern Oregon town (Arlington) that happened to have a resident highway patrolman who took everything seriously and to the limit. One weekend they held a rodeo in the next town over and the town drunk, who had too many DUIs and so had lost his driver's license, rode his bicycle over to the rodeo, where of course he had too many beers. On the way home the local HP arrested him for drunk driving - a bicycle.
Yup. Doc Severinson's home town. He used to visit in the summer and put on a show in the city park. I worked for 'the man' (Waste Management, Inc)
PrairieSpyder
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I had a friend who got drunk, got mad at her husband and got in the car (parked outside) to leave. Before she could start it, she passed out. A sheriff cited her for drunk driving. She was not moving, car not running, parked on her own property!
(I'm sorry to say she eventually drank herself to death.)
Bob Denman
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:shocked: This may not be the best time to post this picture: I'm sorry, Patti! :shocked:
pegasus1300
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I once had a very good friend who was arrested in Vernal,Ut on a DUI while on his horse.
Bob Denman
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SpyderConvert
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The Little Candy With a Hole (definitely an oldie)
You have to love little kids.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my Gosh! They're a**-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
You have to love little kids.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my Gosh! They're a**-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
oldguyinTX
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But I guess the White House is OK.
Bob Denman
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If you got the chance to kiss the First Lady, or either of the President's Daughters: would you walk away, or pucker up?
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Cruzr Joe
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If you got the chance to kiss the First Lady, or either of the President's Daughters: would you walk away, or pucker up?
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The current family, I would PUCKER UP.
Bob Denman
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Don't forget to bring roses: I am! :2thumbs:
Are there any other choices?If you got the chance to kiss the First Lady, or either of the President's Daughters: would you walk away, or pucker up?
Bob Denman
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There are the Daughter-in-laws...:thumbup:
Or you could smooch with the President; if that's what stirs your coffee!!
Or you could smooch with the President; if that's what stirs your coffee!!
Bob Denman
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:shocked: AWWWWwwwwwwww....... :banghead:
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