Joe T.
Member
>> So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
>> you know you're from California if:
>>
>> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.
>>
>> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
>>
>> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
>> conversation in English.
>>
>> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
>> named Flower.
>>
>> 5. You can't remember - is pot illegal?
>>
>> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
>>
>> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
>> grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
>>
>> 8. You can't remember... is pot illegal?
>>
>> 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
>>
>> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
>>
>> 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
>> baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
>> George Clooney.
>>
>> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>>
>> 13. You can't remember! s pot illegal?
>>
>> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
>> station: "STORM WATCH."
>>
>> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
>> busy with their cells or pagers.
>>
>> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
>> early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>>
>> 17. HEY!! Is pot illegal?!?
>>
>> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
>>
>> 19. The Terminator is your Governor.
>>
>> 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
>> here illegally, they want to give you one.
>> you know you're from California if:
>>
>> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.
>>
>> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
>>
>> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
>> conversation in English.
>>
>> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
>> named Flower.
>>
>> 5. You can't remember - is pot illegal?
>>
>> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
>>
>> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
>> grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
>>
>> 8. You can't remember... is pot illegal?
>>
>> 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
>>
>> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
>>
>> 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
>> baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
>> George Clooney.
>>
>> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>>
>> 13. You can't remember! s pot illegal?
>>
>> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
>> station: "STORM WATCH."
>>
>> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
>> busy with their cells or pagers.
>>
>> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
>> early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>>
>> 17. HEY!! Is pot illegal?!?
>>
>> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
>>
>> 19. The Terminator is your Governor.
>>
>> 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
>> here illegally, they want to give you one.