wonder who i upset now.

[Bob Denman]

Why not just cap one end of that PVC tubing, and hook a wire to your barrel?

Dunk the entire thing! :thumbup:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

yesterday for the second time i had something removed from my tongue. the oral surgeon is a female doctor and she said it is some sort of ulcer tissue. the first test 3 weeks ago showed that in the results, but for some reason it came back in 3 weeks bigger than it was the first time. so this time she cut it off again and also used a laser on it to crater it out hoping it doesn't grow back.

she wants me to send her a picture of it in two weeks to see what it looks like. now the joke i posted here was nothing bad. MY QUESTION IS, if i send this picture to a female doctor, COULD I BE ARRESTED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT

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years ago a tire company who delivered to me everyday got a ticket for his truck parked in front, she gave him the ticket and
he crumpled it and threw it back at her, it went down her shirt and he was arrested for sexual harassment. had a code enforsement
guy who had my brother arrested (his store is next to mine) for telling the guy drop dead, they charged him with 'death threat'.

 

[kep-up]

Why not just cap one end of that PVC tubing, and hook a wire to your barrel?

Dunk the entire thing! :thumbup:

Well now, you be 1 fart smeller! (smart feller for those of us who have no sense of humor)

 

[Bob Denman]

Well now, you be 1 fart smeller! (smart feller for those of us who have no sense of humor)

Yesssss... I fart smeller: I be! :2thumbs:

Truthfully: My Grampa Denman used this trick: for cleaning and for bluing! :bowdown:

 

[d.o.spyder-rts]

Guess I missed the joke also. I've read most all of your posts, jokes included, and never found any that I would consider to be "dirty." Dale

 

[2dogs]

I never slip a cuznjohn post

My skin is thick cuzn, keep'm coming. I recycle more of your posts than any other. :thumbup:

 

[Crisis]

i have been very careful lately with what i post. i don't want to get another warning. and the stupid farmers joke i posted was not dirty at all, or at least i didn't think it was. but someone must of thought so. the post was pulled. so whoever got upset let me first say I AM SORRY if it upset you. AND THEN LET ME SAY, IT WASN'T DIRTY, SO PLEASE AVOID MY POSTS. i learned my lesson, and don't post really off color stuff anymore

Some people just don't understand New York humor.

 

[Bob Denman]

:agree: :dontknow:

 

[mowin]

What I wish...

I wish whoever is offended stop hiding. I'm amazed how they hide behind the keyboard, and are afraid to say how they feel. Unbelievable.

 

[Bob Denman]

:agree: There's no shame in standing up for what you believe in... :thumbup:

 

[cuznjohn]

no big deal, i might start posting church music from now on. see who that digs up

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I would be offended if you did that! nojoke
:lecturef_smilie: I'd lose my bestest source fo material!!! :gaah:

 

[TicketBait]

i have been very careful lately with what i post. i don't want to get another warning. and the stupid farmers joke i posted was not dirty at all, or at least i didn't think it was. but someone must of thought so. the post was pulled. so whoever got upset let me first say I AM SORRY if it upset you. AND THEN LET ME SAY, IT WASN'T DIRTY, SO PLEASE AVOID MY POSTS. i learned my lesson, and don't post really off color stuff anymore

Twas not me this time. However 21/2 years ago your comments did get under my skin, (probably a political post) and I did get you or the Administrator to pull one of your posts. You and I took it off line and had so not nice words. You said you were putting me on your ignore list and for me to do the same. WHICH I NEVER DO, YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, on this forum, Say it. I do find many of your threads, funny, a waste of time and effort, some very clever. You say you post much worse on other sites. Good for you.

Now if I am not on your ignore list please forward me what you took down and I will review it for you and explain what might have been offensive so the next time a bell will go off in your noggin instead of your mouth and save you all this anxiety as to whether you are still liked, wanted and appreciated mr president, oops I mean cuznjohn.

TicketBait

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: It might just be me...

But if you can let go of this crap, and not let it collect under your skin: things usually look a lot brighter. nojoke

 

[cuznjohn]

Twas not me this time. However 21/2 years ago your comments did get under my skin, (probably a political post) and I did get you or the Administrator to pull one of your posts. You and I took it off line and had so not nice words. You said you were putting me on your ignore list and for me to do the same. WHICH I NEVER DO, YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, on this forum, Say it. I do find many of your threads, funny, a waste of time and effort, some very clever. You say you post much worse on other sites. Good for you.

Now if I am not on your ignore list please forward me what you took down and I will review it for you and explain what might have been offensive so the next time a bell will go off in your noggin instead of your mouth and save you all this anxiety as to whether you are still liked, wanted and appreciated mr president, oops I mean cuznjohn.

TicketBait

i must still have you on my ignore list because i don't know what you said. but i sent you the joke to bother you

 

[bscrive]

Man, I hate all this political correctness crap. There is alway some moron that is offended about something.

If the Off Topic Board offends you then STAY AWAY FROM IT!!!!! Don't read John's posts!!!!

A guy can't even share a joke these days without someone's panties getting all bunched up.

John, keep the jokes coming. If the offended party doesn't have the guts to speak up and show everyone whom it is then they are just a coward hiding behind a keyboard and not worth squat. These type of people get no respect from me.

Rant off...

 

[TicketBait]

i must still have you on my ignore list because i don't know what you said. but i sent you the joke to bother you

No bother at tall,

Thanks for shooting

me the video :clap:

instead of booting,

what could have been considered looting!

Instead it seems that the problem lies with C h a r l e s, (aka Chuck)

who borrowed that name from D a r r e l s (aka Duck)

and then everyone was hoping with Luck, that they would have a great time and F (get along) K

However the Father didn't think so!

So to me this comes down to a very highly sensitive political issue! That this video was promoting violence, the Father had a shotgun, probably sawed off and modified illegal with a large magazine. Had Chuck come to the door and rang the bell with an AK47 or similar, we might have had a different outcome. Or perhaps.........., the Father might have called local law enforcement and..........., or perhaps we are not quite sure of the :banghead:

sorry, this is the best I could come up with for free.

But bottom line, no this wasn't for SL, but no, should not have been removed by you. (or even an administrator)

I have a different opinion of what off topic should be than you.

Question, these other forums you post in which are much more harsh and visceral,

why would you want to bring it here, do you feel this is a safe place for you?

is the audience you are trying to amuse, do you feel they are lacking in the

worldly experience of the internet to seek out these hilariously vile choices you choose to post?

 

[IdahoMtnSpyder]

there's this guy in Idaho maybe:dontknow:

Sure glad there's more than one of us from Idaho on here, 'cause it wasn't me. Cuzn, send me the joke. I like ribald and bad jokes almost as much as BD does! :roflblack: Actually, IMO many of your posts are more rotten than offensive. I just look at them and move on.

If someone did hit the little black triangle that in itself wouldn't have deleted the message. Lamont, or whoever else serves as an admin on here, has to review it and they make the decision whether or not to pull it. I think I reported a political post one time but Lamont let it stay. So one person's opinion, or feeling, about a particular post, isn't enough by itself to get the post killed.

 

[ARtraveler]

no big deal, i might start posting church music from now on. see who that digs up

Church music don't work here. I posted some once and it was completely ignored. :thumbup:

 

[kep-up]