Things I've learned..!!

[Chupaca]

1. If your too open-minded, your brains tend to fall out..
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action there is an equal and opposite goverment program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip..

Just a few from along the way through life...more to come...:roflblack:

 

[PW2013STL]

1. If your too open-minded, your brains tend to fall out..
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action there is an equal and opposite goverment program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip..

Just a few from along the way through life...more to come...:roflblack:

My wife says I use number 6 a lot, and doesn't agree with number 8 :dontknow:

 

[Saluda]

Some good ones,

I think # 9 is my favorite.

 

[BaldEagle]

Good points!

I used #8 trading the 2012 for the 2014 yesterday. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

I'm living proof of the validity of number four... :roflblack:

 

[PW2013STL]

I used #8 trading the 2012 for the 2014 yesterday. :roflblack:

Amazingly you are still able to post :yikes: I would be in the hospital recovering from a very bad beat down if I tried that.

 

[cuznjohn]

in my life i have learned that DOING A GOOD JOB IS LIKE PEEING IN A WET SUIT, YOU GET A WARM FEELING ALL OVER BUT NO ONE NOTICES

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: John,
Remind me to NEVER accept an invitation into your hot tub... :roflblack: :thumbup:

 

[ARtraveler]

I guess I have to admit that I resemble a lot of the choices in the list. :yikes:

 

[retread]

in my life i have learned that DOING A GOOD JOB IS LIKE PEEING IN A WET SUIT, YOU GET A WARM FEELING ALL OVER BUT NO ONE NOTICES

Also means you are going to get a LOT more work.

john

 

[Dan_Ashley]

1. No good deed goes unpunished.
2. If you are damned if you do, and damed if you don't, then you know you are damned. So you can do anything you want.

 

[jwulf74]

The reward for good work is more work.

 

[Cruzr Joe]

The reward for good work is more work.

What is this "WORK" thing that you all talk about?????


Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

It's what those of us who aren't smart enough to retire get stuck with... :shocked:

 

[JerryB]

Hi Joe,

Re: What is this "WORK" thing that you all talk about?????

'That' is a nasty four letter word.

Jerry Baumchen
Happily Ret'd. :thumbup::thumbup:

 

[900Dave]

What is this "WORK" thing that you all talk about?????


Cruzr Joe

"WORK" is the one thing that people on government assistance have probably never done! (not including all of you fine people who have worked most of your lives and retired)

 

[Dan_Ashley]

Work is sooooo last century.

 

[BaldEagle]

Amazingly you are still able to post :yikes: I would be in the hospital recovering from a very bad beat down if I tried that.

LOL. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: