Cruzr Joe
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Perhaps some new granite countertops have already been ordered?? :shocked:
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Perhaps some new granite countertops have already been ordered?? :shocked:
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cannot wait till she changes her mind this year and wants to go with Quartz and dump the granite :roflblack::roflblack:
So my wife and I decided to drive from Virginia to Texas to see our new Grandson. As we are getting older I can't see that well and so she does most of the driving. The only problem is she can't hear all that well. But between the two of us, we manage.
As we're driving down I-94 we get pulled over by the state police. My wife roles down her window and the officer asks her if he knows why he is pulling her over. Not being able to hear that well she looks at me and says, "heeeeeaaay?!?!" That's what she always does when she can't hear...like its the other persons fault. So in a louder voice I exclaim, "HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER." She says she doesn't and the officer tells her she was doing 85 in a 70.
So the officer being as polite as possible says, "ma'am, I need to see your license, registration, and insurance." She looks at me and again exclaims, "HEEEEAAAAY?!??!" I tell her in a frustrated tone, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENCE AND PAPERWORK!!!" She says ok and gives it all to the officer.
Realizing my wife can't hear that well, I am frustrated with her and looking over her paperwork, the officer looks in the window and says to me, "I see you're from Virgina. Sir, the worst piece of ass I've ever had was from Virginia."
My wife turns to me and says, HEEEEAAAY?!?!?!"
I said to her back' "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"
And that gentlemen, is how the fight started!:yes::yes:
PLEASE DO NOT MENTION THIS TO HER OR ANYONE IN THE SURROUNDING AREAray:
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Cruzr Joe
dang it and I am most likely going to miss the fireworks this year. :banghead::banghead:. if you remember correctly it was our bike that started that fire and before I could turn my head we see you and the misses over at Pittbull and the deal is on.:yes: never laughed so hard in my life watching that show. :roflblack::roflblack:
I hope you don't miss the show this year (Huh, did i say that?) :dontknow:
Cruzr Joe
You should never start a fight with your wife when you're nekkid!:lecturef_smilie:
Hmmmmmm. I presume you both know the definition of nekkid... Right? :bowdown:Bob Denman said:Well; not unless she's nekkid too! :thumbup:
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.
I love this thread you don't want to hear how my fight started.. However I needed something positive in my life and this thread is definitely helping.
Keep them coming
ToM
Life is Great
Be Safe
TOM:
You have several things positive in your life
Jesus Christray:
Your Wife Jen :thumbup:
Your Family :firstplace:
Your Friends :bowdown:
And ME :yikes:
(well four out of five ain't bad)
Cruzr Joe
I love this thread you don't want to hear how my fight started.. However I needed something positive in my life and this thread is definitely helping.
Keep them coming
ToM
Life is Great
Be Safe
TOM:
You have several things positive in your life
Jesus Christray:
Your Wife Jen :thumbup:
Your Family :firstplace:
Your Friends :bowdown:
And ME :yikes:
(well four out of five ain't bad)
Cruzr Joe
:agree: Hang in there! :thumbup:
:agree: Hang in there! :thumbup:
Joe, Bob thanks for your support. 99% of my life is positive. I'm really looking forward to all the Spyder trips I have for next year and let the 1% work itself out. That is how the fight will end.
ToM
Life is Great
Be Safe
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