That's how the fight started

[Cruzr Joe]

Perhaps some new granite countertops have already been ordered?? :shocked:

<GROAN> :shocked:

 

[ARtraveler]

Originally Posted by BLUEZL600EFI Wife came home one day and saw new F3 parked in the garage, asked what happened to the 09, I said that is was the 09 and had no idea what she was talking about.
That was in Oct, still have not heard a peep out of her.
Ended up with a new bike and a silent wife, worked out better than I could have imagined.

Prairie Spyder
"Just because she's silent doesn't mean you pulled it off. You should keep an eye on the bank account. There's no telling what she's out there buying. "

Yep! When they are silent, they know. :agree: on bank account or cc due diligence if the new car has not shown up in the driveway yet. :yes:

 

[armyspydervet]

Mic Drop

So my wife and I decided to drive from Virginia to Texas to see our new Grandson. As we are getting older I can't see that well and so she does most of the driving. The only problem is she can't hear all that well. But between the two of us, we manage.

As we're driving down I-94 we get pulled over by the state police. My wife roles down her window and the officer asks her if he knows why he is pulling her over. Not being able to hear that well she looks at me and says, "heeeeeaaay?!?!" That's what she always does when she can't hear...like its the other persons fault. So in a louder voice I exclaim, "HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER." She says she doesn't and the officer tells her she was doing 85 in a 70.

So the officer being as polite as possible says, "ma'am, I need to see your license, registration, and insurance." She looks at me and again exclaims, "HEEEEAAAAY?!??!" I tell her in a frustrated tone, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENCE AND PAPERWORK!!!" She says ok and gives it all to the officer.

Realizing my wife can't hear that well, I am frustrated with her and looking over her paperwork, the officer looks in the window and says to me, "I see you're from Virgina. Sir, the worst piece of ass I've ever had was from Virginia."

My wife turns to me and says, HEEEEAAAY?!?!?!"

I said to her back' "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"



And that gentlemen, is how the fight started!:yes::yes:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Those DO sound like powerful fighting words...

 

[DJFaninTN]

<GROAN> :shocked:

cannot wait till she changes her mind this year and wants to go with Quartz and dump the granite :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

cannot wait till she changes her mind this year and wants to go with Quartz and dump the granite :roflblack::roflblack:

PLEASE DO NOT MENTION THIS TO HER OR ANYONE IN THE SURROUNDING AREA ray:ray:ray: :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:


Cruzr Joe

 

[Copperman]

So my wife and I decided to drive from Virginia to Texas to see our new Grandson. As we are getting older I can't see that well and so she does most of the driving. The only problem is she can't hear all that well. But between the two of us, we manage.

As we're driving down I-94 we get pulled over by the state police. My wife roles down her window and the officer asks her if he knows why he is pulling her over. Not being able to hear that well she looks at me and says, "heeeeeaaay?!?!" That's what she always does when she can't hear...like its the other persons fault. So in a louder voice I exclaim, "HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER." She says she doesn't and the officer tells her she was doing 85 in a 70.

So the officer being as polite as possible says, "ma'am, I need to see your license, registration, and insurance." She looks at me and again exclaims, "HEEEEAAAAY?!??!" I tell her in a frustrated tone, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENCE AND PAPERWORK!!!" She says ok and gives it all to the officer.

Realizing my wife can't hear that well, I am frustrated with her and looking over her paperwork, the officer looks in the window and says to me, "I see you're from Virgina. Sir, the worst piece of ass I've ever had was from Virginia."

My wife turns to me and says, HEEEEAAAY?!?!?!"

I said to her back' "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"



And that gentlemen, is how the fight started!:yes::yes:

Now that was funny!

 

[DJFaninTN]

PLEASE DO NOT MENTION THIS TO HER OR ANYONE IN THE SURROUNDING AREA ray:ray:ray: :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:


Cruzr Joe

dang it and I am most likely going to miss the fireworks this year. :banghead::banghead:. if you remember correctly it was our bike that started that fire and before I could turn my head we see you and the misses over at Pittbull and the deal is on.:yes: never laughed so hard in my life watching that show. :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

dang it and I am most likely going to miss the fireworks this year. :banghead::banghead:. if you remember correctly it was our bike that started that fire and before I could turn my head we see you and the misses over at Pittbull and the deal is on.:yes: never laughed so hard in my life watching that show. :roflblack::roflblack:

I hope you don't miss the show this year (Huh, did i say that?) :dontknow:


Cruzr Joe

 

[DJFaninTN]

I hope you don't miss the show this year (Huh, did i say that?) :dontknow:


Cruzr Joe

think we are most likely going to be home in FL this year. Spyderfest happens to be the same week as Thunder Beach which is the spring motorcycle rally here in PCB. crowd hits around 85k so it should be interesting hyea:

 

[missouriboy]

You should never start a fight with your wife when you're nekkid!:lecturef_smilie:

Well; not unless she's nekkid too! :thumbup:

Hmmmmmm. I presume you both know the definition of nekkid... Right? :bowdown:

 

[pauly1]

Thought ya'll might enjoy this link:

http://www.hrtwarming.com/man-tries-to-get-on-wifes-nerves-but-how-he-did-it-is-priceless/

Some have been in this thread while others are fresh.

Wayne

 

[latony007]

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.

ok thats winner for most funny. However that chick in the one above is SUPER hot.

 

[2ndChildhood]

I love this thread you don't want to hear how my fight started.. However I needed something positive in my life and this thread is definitely helping.

Keep them coming


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[Cruzr Joe]

I love this thread you don't want to hear how my fight started.. However I needed something positive in my life and this thread is definitely helping.

Keep them coming


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Be Safe


TOM:

You have several things positive in your life

Jesus Christ ray:

Your Wife Jen :thumbup:
Your Family :firstplace:
Your Friends :bowdown:
And ME :yikes:

(well four out of five ain't bad)

Cruzr Joe

 

[PrairieSpyder]

That's how the fight started!

 

[Bob Denman]

I love this thread you don't want to hear how my fight started.. However I needed something positive in my life and this thread is definitely helping.

Keep them coming


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Life is Great
Be Safe


TOM:

You have several things positive in your life

Jesus Christ ray:

Your Wife Jen :thumbup:
Your Family :firstplace:
Your Friends :bowdown:
And ME :yikes:

(well four out of five ain't bad)

Cruzr Joe

:agree: Hang in there! :thumbup:

 

[Iamjoey]

:bdh: That's how the fight started.

 

[2ndChildhood]

:agree: Hang in there! :thumbup:

Joe, Bob thanks for your support. 99% of my life is positive. I'm really looking forward to all the Spyder trips I have for next year and let the 1% work itself out. That is how the fight will end.


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[Bob Denman]

Now That The Fights Have Started...

Would you like to know why???