Stupid things I've done on a road trip

[bullant12]

:roflblack::roflblack: I was on vacation a couple of years ago. Woke up in the morning and went to brush my teeth.opened my toilet bag and took out a small tube of toothpaste squeezed on to my brush,started brushing. Oh terrible taste. looked at the tube to my horror it was Preparation "H"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least if you would have done it the other way around, the results would have been minty fresh!!

 

[BajaRon]

:roflblack::roflblack: I was on vacation a couple of years ago. Woke up in the morning and went to brush my teeth.opened my toilet bag and took out a small tube of toothpaste squeezed on to my brush,started brushing. Oh terrible taste. looked at the tube to my horror it was Preparation "H"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, at least your gums wouldn't bleed when you flossed! hyea:

 

[TicketBait]

long story short,

I got two reda gas cans to bring full of fuel for my trip to Spyderfest. There was a little green tag that
said "remove dust cover". So I removed the caps and placed the two gallons in the rear trunk of my
RT 622. Well by the 3 rd fuel stop when I went to fetch something out of the trunk, I noticed a strong
fuel oder. Duh, there was nothing keeping the fuel in the container, so I emptied out half into the bike
and kept the other half just in case. Next day I run out of gas, and use up what I had sparred. Said to
self " that is never gonna happen again where I run out." .............well Easter morning 5 miles from
next fuel stop in Texas.............. I had to call for help pps:.yep outta gas.

Glad your ok Lamont!:thumbup:

 

[Bob Denman]

Well, at least your gums wouldn't bleed when you flossed! hyea:

Now that's what I call making lemonade out of the lemons! :2thumbs::roflblack:

 

[MouthPiece]

To the author of this thread, "MY IMAGE IS DESTROYED" :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[dltang]

High energy octane drinks for the Spyder, or Ryder??? :shemademe_smilie::shocked:

They already have Monsters, why not "LaMonsters" Energy drinks marketed to Spyder Riders.

 

[Bob Denman]

Now THAT'S thinking! :2thumbs:

 

[Fly boy]

NOT ME, but something I read a few years back...

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

 

[jedd]

Monday I needed a pick-up sugar low, so I keep a stash of snickers bars in the back of my Ford Explorer for such a occasion. Well I also carry a can of Zylol (Xylene) in the back for cleaning guns (works great for cleaning plastic from choke tubes --Skeet Shooting) so the can evidently leaked thought I could smell it so I set the can upright thought no more of it. Began inhaling said snickers bar to get the sugar flowing after first swallow noticed a foul taste looked closer at wrapper and noticed it was wet, looked in box where stash was noticed 1/2" of Zylol basting my candy bars:yikes:took a couple Mt. Dew's to get that taste out and I didn't shoot to well after that either.:gaah:
It was one of them where you look over your shoulder to see if anyone noticed :roflblack:3 days later you initiate this thread and I'm tell the WWW:congrats:

Hope you are feeling well I had a headache for 12 hrs after, I don't think solvents and petroleum based liquids should be on our daily diet:dontknow:

Safer Travel Bro
Jim:thumbup:

 

[ARtraveler]

That's a good one Lamont. Glad you did not have any bad results.

 

[Mr. White]

I am glad you are okay, Lamont. Could have been bad if you had swallowed much of that "power drink".

However, a friend of mine, riding his Burgman 650 scooter, filled up at an ice house and went in to pay. The lady said "what kind of scooter is that Mister?" My friend said "It is a Suzuki Burgman." The lady said, "Gee, that is the first diesel scooter I have ever seen....."

Another bad day in west Texas.

:spyder2:

 

[oneway]

Years ago, hot day, grabbed what I thought was apple cider. Got to bike took a big swig and swallowed. I burped vinegar for two days. Apple cider vinegar.

 

[boborgera]

Out fishing stopped the boat in the middle of the lake went to throw the anchor over the side, It went a little short, Put a nice speed hole in the bottom.
Hey whats the sense of being Stupid, If you don't show it every now and then. hyea:

 

[wyliec]

I am glad you are okay, Lamont. Could have been bad if you had swallowed much of that "power drink".

However, a friend of mine, riding his Burgman 650 scooter, filled up at an ice house and went in to pay. The lady said "what kind of scooter is that Mister?" My friend said "It is a Suzuki Burgman." The lady said, "Gee, that is the first diesel scooter I have ever seen....."

Another bad day in west Texas.

:spyder2:

Now that's funny.:thumbup:

 

[MarkLawson]

Glad you're OK. Pretty funny stuff!

 

[Lamonster]

You guys made me feel much better after reading your stories. :clap::roflblack:

 

[jedd]

You guys made me feel much better after reading your stories. :clap::roflblack:

Here to help Bro :2thumbs: Happy Jouney

Jim:thumbup:

 

[SpyderAnn01]

It sounds like reading glasses might be in order.

 

[GA-SPYDER]

:roflblack::roflblack: I was on vacation a couple of years ago. Woke up in the morning and went to brush my teeth.opened my toilet bag and took out a small tube of toothpaste squeezed on to my brush,started brushing. Oh terrible taste. looked at the tube to my horror it was Preparation "H"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Nudle,
I don't think I would have told that!:yikes::roflblack:

 

[PCBeachBum]

Still half asleep one morning I loaded up the electric toothbrush. Start brushing and woke up real fast as my mouth filled up with SUDS. Spitting it out, I exhaled and blew Bubble. Looking on the counter, it wasn't Crest, it was Dawn dish washing detergent. :yikes:

Its was the first and only time I washed out my own mouth with Soap. What a taste that left for a longtime. Thought nothing could be worse than :cus: Life Boy.