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Stupid things I've done on a road trip

Lamonster

SpyderLovers Founder
Well this just moved to the top of my list. While traveling I like to carry some octane boost because you never know when the gas station you pull into is going to be out of high test or maybe you just want to use the cheaper fuel and you want to give a little boost to the octane.

I also like to carry some 5 hour energy drink if I need a little kick in the pants during a long day in the saddle. I never drink this stuff other than on my trips so please don't tell me how bad it is for me like my mom did last night. Running off the road because you're beat is bad for you too and this helps me with that.

So here's where the stupid part of the story comes to play. When I was packing I wanted to keep both my octane boost and my energy drink handy so I put them in the rear trunk of the RT. I knew this could be a problem because they were both in little red bottles so I put the octane boost in a bag by itself and the energy drink in the bottom of the trunk so I wouldn't get them mixed up. Now I'm not sure what 5 hour energy drink would do to the RT if I poured that in the tank but I knew that the octane boost was not going to give me the desired results if I drank it.

After two 15 hour days in the saddle it happened, I was getting fuel in Gila Bend AZ when I decided to take a hit of some 5 hour energy drink for the last leg of the ride into San Diego. I reached in the bottom of my trunk and pulled out the red bottle and took a big swig and waited for the strong taste of the energy drink before swallowing. I was surprised that not only did I not have that taste but I now have a very strong fuel taste in my mouth. :shocked: I look at the bottle and then it hit me like a ton of bricks, I just chugged a mouthful of octane boost. :yikes: I spit it out as fast as I could and grabbed a bottle of water to rinse my mouth. This stuff was nasty. I guess one of the bottles fell out of my bag and mixed with the energy drink and I didn't even stop to look when I popped the cap. Man that was bad.

I pour the rest of the bottle in the tank and try and rinse the rest of the fuel taste out of my mouth. I grab the bottle that I was suppose to drink and drink it hoping it will get rid of the nasty taste in my mouth. As I'm driving down the road I can still taste the stuff and my lips are getting a little numb. Now I'm thinking oh great I got some kind of octane poisoning, that's going to be a great 911 call. :helpsmilie:

I make it in to San Diego with no more ill effects but I still have a little tingling in my lips and a slight bad taste in my mouth. I hope it will be gone by today. nojoke
So that's my stupid story for the day. How about you? Got a stupid/funny stories like that? Please tell yours and help me feel better about myself. :D


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Maybe so... but I'll bet that the octane boost woke you up... :shocked: :clap:
I've never had the good fortune of getting far enough away from home on a ride for anything memorable to happen... so I'll have to live vicariously through some of yours! :thumbup:
 
Glad that you're OK Lamont...and the good news is.... as Doc has posted!!!
Now that would have hurt.

Edited to add...guess I'd better 'fess up to filling up the boat with 30 gallons of diesel....it's a Merc 90 outboard!!!DUH!!!!
 
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That is bad. So I must confess what I did. I was not on the road when this happened but once I tried to fill my lawn mower with gas and was to lazy to walk back around the house to get a funnel. So I tried to start a suction with a hose that was not clear. I sucked on the hose and swallowed a mouth full of gas. I instantly got sick all over the mower. Boy, was I an idiot. :gaah:
 
Nothing I can relate to... but I've had Ice House Beer (on draft) just because it was on happy hour... $3.00 pitchers.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:
 
Nothing glamourous like Lamonts 15 hr days but I reached for the pinnacle of stupid this past week without even leaving the house. I heard a bike ride by so I jumped up from my desk to see who it was.. In one step I jammed my foot into the corner of a very solid wood desk and crushed three toes, breaking two of them. A week later I am still reminded of my stupidity by the pain and riding is out of the question for a bit yet...
 
Nothing glamourous like Lamonts 15 hr days but I reached for the pinnacle of stupid this past week without even leaving the house. I heard a bike ride by so I jumped up from my desk to see who it was.. In one step I jammed my foot into the corner of a very solid wood desk and crushed three toes, breaking two of them. A week later I am still reminded of my stupidity by the pain and riding is out of the question for a bit yet...
:yikes:
 
roflmao

Sounds exactly like something I would do...plan against it, prepare against it, then do the wrong thing anyway. Let's repeat to ourselves now..."5-Hour in the front lid, octane booster in the back." I'm sorry you had to suffer, but I sure appreciate you sharing your embarrassing story. I don't have the guts. :D
 
:roflblack::roflblack:Lamont, that's one of the best I've heard. Thanks a bunch for not sweeping it under the rug.:2thumbs:
 
Now I'm curious. Wonder what would have happened if you would have put the 5 Hour Energy drink in the Spyder fuel tank? Would that have given you 5 hours of riding before the next fill up? :roflblack: Sorry... I know but I couldn't resist. Okay... back to work....
 
Uh.... so did you get that feeling of being super fueled after that? (being funny here).

Seriously, glad to hear you realized your mistake before you had drunk the entire thing!!

You're one brave guy to share this cause I don't know if I coulda told anyone ....yet.

Ryde safe. Have fun.
 
:roflblack::roflblack: I was on vacation a couple of years ago. Woke up in the morning and went to brush my teeth.opened my toilet bag and took out a small tube of toothpaste squeezed on to my brush,started brushing. Oh terrible taste. looked at the tube to my horror it was Preparation "H"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
OK Lamont. Here it is. I asked for help cause I couldn't get the brake caliper off. Had removed the two 13mm bolts but it wouldn't budge. I just realized I had not released the PARKING BRAKE. Released the brake and it almost fell off by itself:duh:
 
AND???

Lamont...once I knew you were :thumbup: I :roflblack::roflblack:...
Greatest accomplishment I have is that I FINALLY learned to laugh at myself...I am totally entertained ALL THE TIME..
Personal ?...did you run any faster to the bathroom.:roflblack::roflblack:
 
The Clutch is Locked Up and the Brake Peddle goes to the Floor! :yikes:

(sorry, inside joke but I couldn't resist)
 
:roflblack::roflblack: I was on vacation a couple of years ago. Woke up in the morning and went to brush my teeth.opened my toilet bag and took out a small tube of toothpaste squeezed on to my brush,started brushing. Oh terrible taste. looked at the tube to my horror it was Preparation "H"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:yikes::clap:
 
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