Quarantine is turning us all into dogs.

[Gwolf]

Looks like I might be turning into my dog. About the most exciting part of my day now, is walking down to the pond to feed the fish. If I start patrolling the yard fences at night and barking at the deer, I will just about be there. Been marking my territory most of my life.

 

[2dogs]

Here's the story about my handle. In my younger days I was a timber faller. While working on US Forrest Service property a local tribe of Indians claimed the ground we were on as sacred tribal lands. To advance their authority they would vandalize our equipment while we were out working. I had two St. Bernards at the time who were quite protective of my truck and they tipped the scales in excess of 150 lbs each. Only my coworkers could get near my truck when I wasn't there, so they began parking their trucks close to mine. The Indian raiding parties began referring to my dogs as "those two ****ing dogs" because the dogs wouldn't allow them near our trucks. Everybody had a CB handle and 2dogs became mine.