Missing - Jokes! So I'll just start a thread.

[Zip]

The Irish are always the first ones to come to the aid of their fellow man...
Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only
40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of our 10 hour flight.
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:
"If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available."

 

[Bob Denman]

:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

 

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[Bob Denman]

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[doncanfix2]

Enjoyed many of these in this thread so I thought I'd contribute. This one's not as much of a joke, but funny nonetheless to anyone who knows the breed. My vet shared this one with me during those dark days! If you like this one I have a few more! Enjoy!

 

[EdMat]

Thanks for reviving doncanfix2. Every once in while a gem is brought out of hiding.

 

[Bfromla]

Enjoyed many of these in this thread so I thought I'd contribute. This one's not as much of a joke, but funny nonetheless to anyone who knows the breed. My vet shared this one with me during those dark days! If you like this one I have a few more! Enjoy!

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Hope this is correct, did thumbnail each multiple times.

 

[doncanfix2]

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Hope this is correct, did thumbnail each multiple times.

So is that your Shiba? So funny, they all have such personalities! Our current, Brooks (haven't yet got her companion, & Dunn) plays dead, or does it just seem that way? I memorialized our first (Elvis) in this framed pic, he's no longer "in the house". We've broken all the rules, or should I say, the dogs have!
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[Bfromla]

So is that your Shiba? So funny, they all have such personalities! Our current, Brooks (haven't yet got her companion, & Dunn) plays dead, or does it just seem that way? I memorialized our first (Elvis) in this framed pic, he's no longer "in the house". We've broken all the rules, or should I say, the dogs have!
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Sorry, no, not mine (I've had many others tho, mostly mutt labs of whatever mixtures) It's just a screen grab from You Tube.

 

[Redbeard]

I can’t remember how to write

1,1000,51,6 and 500 in

Roman Numerals.


IM LIVID

 

[racoon]

IM LIVID

Ha ha.
Ha.
Funny.

For those trying to figure out the humor...

1 = I
1000 = M
51 = LI
6 = VI
500 = D

Roman Numerals Converter

Convert number to Roman numerals numeric system, find the numbers in Latin alphabet I, V, X, L, C, D, M. Learn how to write Roman numbers with letters.

www.romannumerals.org

 

[doncanfix2]

Ha ha.
Ha.
Funny.

For those trying to figure out the humor...

1 = I
1000 = M
51 = LI
6 = VI
500 = D

Roman Numerals Converter

Convert number to Roman numerals numeric system, find the numbers in Latin alphabet I, V, X, L, C, D, M. Learn how to write Roman numbers with letters.

www.romannumerals.org

Clever

 

[doncanfix2]

An oldie but a goodie. This one came from the dry humor of my dad, more on that later.
What is 2/3 of a pun?











PU
( made you scroll!)

 

[Bfromla]

An oldie but a goodie. This one came from the dry humor of my dad, more on that later.
What is 2/3 of a pun?











PU
( made you scroll!)

 

[doncanfix2]

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But Math is not for the faint of brain... math is calculus, simultaneous differential equations, boolean logic, etc. I think (IMHO) - in most cases it is simpler than Math, it's arithmetic! (You may quote me!) Enjoy your weekend one and all!