Missing - Jokes! So I'll just start a thread.

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Has she always been so "non-supportive", of your business sense? :shocked:

So has mine!

 

[Tanshanomi]

A college student invited her grandmother out to lunch with a group of her classmates. Sitting around the table, the young girls began discussing their preference in undergarments; some of the them expressed a preference for thongs, while others endorsed bikini panties. The old woman was conspicuously silent until her granddaughter turned to her and said, "Grandma, which type of underwear do you wear?"

The grandmother shrugged and said, "Depends..."

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Awwwww.... :shocked:

:clap: :thumbup:

 

[Bob Denman]

A Popular place to eat in Louisiana? :dontknow:

 

[Bob Denman]

Look! A new Trailer Park is coming to Town!! :yes::yes::yes:

 

[Bob Denman]

The Zika Virus doesn't scare me a bit... I've seen the "Vampires of the Adirondacks" in action! :yikes:

 

[Sam Mac]

Amusing commute........in the UK.

Amusingcommute........in the UK.
Cars in a queue at traffic lights,lights change, car in front stalls, guy can't get it started, he panics, stillwon't start, everyone behind him goes totally ape****, honking and shouting,light turns red again, no one moved, Irish guy behind him rolls down window andyells, 'Was it a particular feckin SHADE of green you were waiting for?'

 

[Bob Denman]

Great Quotes on Sex:

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz
SL500."
Lynn Lavner

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
are just grateful."
Robert De Niro

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only
enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences
money can buy.
Steve Martin

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde

And

"At my age, making love is like playing pool with a rope."
George Burns

 

[Bob Denman]

I love this word and believe that it will become a recognized English word.
Finally, a word to describe our current political situation.

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing; and, where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

 

[mowin]

I love this word and believe that it will become a recognized English word.
Finally, a word to describe our current political situation.

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing; and, where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Sounds accurate. Unfortunately..

 

[Bfromla]

Just mentioned to my wife that we should move to Guam for a new business opportunity. When I told her what my new job would be, she said we'll be bankrupt in a week. :gaah:

Ya fyi i lived there early 90's. $8-$10 for a gallon of milk will give you idea of cost of living on tropical island. Views were great nodoubt but the 8.2 earthquake was good hint we needed to come back to the mainland!


I wasn't there but I still care! POW /MIA VETS

 

[Bob Denman]

So tell us: How much do they pay for "Virgin Processing Technicians"? :roflblack:

 

[JerryB]

Hi folks,

Just for some fun:

Big Brother anyone?

Jerry Baumchen

 

[Peter Aawen]

It might be just me, but I can't see any pic Jerry!

 

[Bfromla]

Hi folks,

Just for some fun:

Big Brother anyone?

Jerry Baumchen

What pic??? Anyone see anything but a box of dotted lines?:dontknow: (Whatever it was , I think big brother may have intercepted :yikes::gaah::lecturef_smilie:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[IdahoMtnSpyder]

Hi folks,

Just for some fun:

Big Brother anyone?

Jerry Baumchen

What pic??? Anyone see anything but a box of dotted lines?:dontknow: (Whatever it was , I think big brother may have intercepted :yikes::gaah::lecturef_smilie:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

What dotted lines?

In this message reply edit box a faint figure shows up. When I click on it and follow the link that comes up in Adblock Plus it goes to Dropzone.com. I'm guessing you have to be a Dropzone registered user to see the image. Maybe Jerry has incorrectly linked to the document, whatever it is.

 

[JerryB]

Hi folks,

Interesting, I see the photo just fine. But, let's try again:



Hmmmm, now it is really small. It's got me beat,

Jerry Baumchen

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap:

 

[Bob Denman]

The Pope and Hillary are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that
with one little wave of my hand I can make every
person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

 

[Pirate looks at --]

Sadly

......but based on the competition, that Pope would have just struck the next President of the United States and would have been up to his eye balls in Secret Service!:banghead::banghead: