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Missing - Jokes! So I'll just start a thread.
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Couldn't see the pic above in your post Cuzn (still can't! Just a little blue square?!) but it came up OK here when I went to post & tell you that?!? So maybe this will let anyone else with a similar viewing issue to mine see it too!
Still, how anyone could sit there & take a pic of that without screaming NOOOO!! isbeyond me - so methinks it musta been staged.... altho I am continually reminded NOT to underestimate stupidity! :yikes: So maybe not... :shocked:
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kep-up
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Couldn't see the pic above in your post Cuzn (still can't! Just a little blue square?!) but it came up OK here when I went to post & tell you that?!? So maybe this will let anyone else with a similar viewing issue to mine see it too!
Still, how anyone could sit there & take a pic of that without screaming NOOOO!! isbeyond me - so methinks it musta been staged.... altho I am continually reminded NOT to underestimate stupidity! :yikes: So maybe not... :shocked:
A bit stupid, yes. But simply using the scope to view an exotic bird (finger not on trigger).
Bob Denman
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It's just a pellet gun... the recoil level is minimal. :thumbup:(Note the cocking hinge at the the juncture of the barrel, and the stock's forend.)
Bob Denman
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Analyzing the analysts: priceless! :clap:
vided
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Bob Denman
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:shocked: Speaking of water... :yikes:
easysuper
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Oregon! Where men are men and sheepare nervous! :lecturef_smilie:
I thought that applied to Kansas! we just cut down trees out here in Oregon or did until the tree huggers closed the woods !
vided
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[TD]From The London TimesOutside England’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant..... The fees for cars ($1.40), for buses (about $7).Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the zoo management called the city council and asked it to send them another parking agent.The council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the zoo's own responsibility. The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city employee.
The city council responded that the lot attendant hadnever been on the city payroll.Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, or France, or Italy, is a man who'd apparently had a ticket booth installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars..... And no one even knows his name.
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[TD]From The London TimesOutside England’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant..... The fees for cars ($1.40), for buses (about $7).Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the zoo management called the city council and asked it to send them another parking agent.The council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the zoo's own responsibility. The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city employee.
The city council responded that the lot attendant hadnever been on the city payroll.Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, or France, or Italy, is a man who'd apparently had a ticket booth installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars..... And no one even knows his name.
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SpyderConvert
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How Many Times Do You Need To Examine Me??
A beautiful young woman was about to undergo a minor operation. She was lying on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her.
The nurse pushed her trolley down the corridor towards the operating theater, where she left the woman on the trolley outside, while she went in to check whether everything was ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approached her, lifted the sheet up and started examining her naked body.
He put the sheet back and then walked away and talked to another man in a white coat.
A second man came over, lifted the sheet and performed the same examinations.
When a third man did the same thing, yet even more carefully, she began to grow impatient and blurted out:
"All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor." :yikes:
A beautiful young woman was about to undergo a minor operation. She was lying on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her.
The nurse pushed her trolley down the corridor towards the operating theater, where she left the woman on the trolley outside, while she went in to check whether everything was ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approached her, lifted the sheet up and started examining her naked body.
He put the sheet back and then walked away and talked to another man in a white coat.
A second man came over, lifted the sheet and performed the same examinations.
When a third man did the same thing, yet even more carefully, she began to grow impatient and blurted out:
"All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor." :yikes:
Bob Denman
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:yikes: But the scariest part:
I bet that her health insurer paid the "consultation fees". :yikes::yikes::yikes:
I bet that her health insurer paid the "consultation fees". :yikes::yikes::yikes:
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Bob Denman
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About that parking lot attendant in Bristol:
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/urban-myth-bristol-zoo-parking-1059
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/urban-myth-bristol-zoo-parking-1059
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