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Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.
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Bob Denman
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Sir Cumference... :roflblack::roflblack: :thumbup:
Bob Denman
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JJW SpyderRider
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:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:
draboo
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A businessman boards a Virgin flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.
By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies,
"Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies,
"Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
Bob Denman
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:shocked::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::thumbup:
good one; Tonto!
good one; Tonto!
draboo
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Let us not leave out the Jews,Bob! Check out Herschel!
http://holycannoli.posterous.com/herschel-the-magnificent-Jew
http://holycannoli.posterous.com/herschel-the-magnificent-Jew
Bob Denman
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draboo
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I just spit an ENTIRE cup of coffee out though my nose! Thanks for cleaning my sinuses out! :roflblack: :firstplace:
Glad I could help!
I watched it around 4 times, and it got even funnier! There is a whole website dedicated to "Old Jews Telling Jokes" >----> http://oldjewstellingjokes.com/
Bob Denman
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"My eyesight ain't what it used to be..." :shocked:
:firstplace:
Trickie Dick
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Think she was blond
A woman texts her husband one cold frosty morning.
"windows frozen over"
He texts her back
"Pour warm water over it"
10 minutes later, she texts
" Computer really a mess now"
A woman texts her husband one cold frosty morning.
"windows frozen over"
He texts her back
"Pour warm water over it"
10 minutes later, she texts
" Computer really a mess now"
DocRags
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Steve Raterman's Obituary
Debbie goes to the Local Newspaper Office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.
The Obit Editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.
She pauses, reflects, and then she says,
"Well then, let it read 'Steve Raterman died.' "
Amused at the Woman's thrift, the Editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all Obituaries.
She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read,
'Steve Raterman Died.... GOLF CLUBS FOR SALE.' "
Debbie goes to the Local Newspaper Office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.
The Obit Editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.
She pauses, reflects, and then she says,
"Well then, let it read 'Steve Raterman died.' "
Amused at the Woman's thrift, the Editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all Obituaries.
She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read,
'Steve Raterman Died.... GOLF CLUBS FOR SALE.' "
Bob Denman
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:roflblack: I'm surprised that he didn't charge her for a classified ad too!
draboo
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
the old lady said.... "well,Not everybody pays." :yikes: :yes:
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
the old lady said.... "well,Not everybody pays." :yikes: :yes:
Bob Denman
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:yikes: :barf::roflblack:
Bob Denman
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I peed! :roflblack: :shocked:
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