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Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.

Doing my part

For those scared to have a gun in their house.

I’m here to help remove your fears.

Do you hate guns?

Do you want them out of your life forever?

I am here to help you then.

I'm taking a stand and getting involved: if you or your friends have a pistol, revolver, shotgun or rifle looking to be removed, I will take it (permanently) and ensure it ends up in a safe place.

I normally charge for this service, but I'm willing to waive my normal fees because I care.

Free pickup service available under 500 miles but depending on the gun that distance can and will be increased.

Private message me today so your home can be a "gun safe" zone.

PM me for further instructions... I will make sure you remain anonymous... Do your part to feel safe as I’m willing to do mine to help you out. :roflblack::roflblack::joke::joke:​
 
Blue Star said:
For those scared to have a gun in their house. I’m here to help remove your fears. Do you hate guns? Do you want them out of your life forever? I am here to help you then. I'm taking a stand and getting involved: if you or your friends have a pistol, revolver, shotgun or rifle looking to be removed, I will take it (permanently) and ensure it ends up in a safe place. I normally charge for this service, but I'm willing to waive my normal fees because I care. Free pickup service available under 500 miles but depending on the gun that distance can and will be increased. Private message me today so your home can be a "gun safe" zone. PM me for further instructions... I will make sure you remain anonymous... Do your part to feel safe as I’m willing to do mine to help you out. :roflblack::roflblack::joke::joke:​
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Okay, I'll bite. What's the joke?
 
kep-up said:
Yo, Pete!! I think it's called sarcasm?
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THAT is what I thought. But, I wanted to give the author the benefit of the doubt since it's supposed to be funny, right?

He's saying that he will take a valuable piece of property off the hands of someone who, if they're either afraid of guns or don't like them, probably doesn't have one anyway. I still don't get the humor. Or the sarcasm either, since it's obviously aimed at those, like me, who don't see the need for one. So, why would I have a gun to give him in the first place?

And, if I did have one and decided to get rid of it on principle I'm not going to keep it in circulation by giving it to a gun nut.

Sorry, just not eliciting any guffaws from me. That's okay - most folks don't get my humor either.
 
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Yes, it was a joke

UtahPete said:
THAT is what I thought. But, I wanted to give the author the benefit of the doubt since it's supposed to be funny, right?

He's saying that he will take a valuable piece of property off the hands of someone who, if they're either afraid of guns or don't like them, probably doesn't have one anyway. I still don't get the humor. Or the sarcasm either, since it's obviously aimed at those, like me, who don't see the need for one. So, why would I have a gun to give him in the first place?

And, if I did have one and decided to get rid of it on principle I'm not going to keep it in circulation by giving it to a gun nut.

Sorry, just not eliciting any guffaws from me. That's okay - most folks don't get my humor either.
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That is why it was in the Missing - Joke Forum. It was a joke I found on Facebook. By the way. Yes I own a pistol, a shot gun, and several riffles, but I am not a gun nut. Maybe a nut, but not a gun nut.
 
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UtahPete said:
THAT is what I thought. But, I wanted to give the author the benefit of the doubt since it's supposed to be funny, right?

He's saying that he will take a valuable piece of property off the hands of someone who, if they're either afraid of guns or don't like them, probably doesn't have one anyway. I still don't get the humor. Or the sarcasm either, since it's obviously aimed at those, like me, who don't see the need for one. So, why would I have a gun to give him in the first place?

And, if I did have one and decided to get rid of it on principle I'm not going to keep it in circulation by giving it to a gun nut.

Sorry, just not eliciting any guffaws from me. That's okay - most folks don't get my humor either.
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So why is it if you own guns or like them you are a gun "nut", but if you own cars or motorcycles you are an "enthusiast"?
I know a few people who own guns for investment purposes only, one has more than 150 guns, a lot of them have never been fired, and they increase in value quite rapidly, some much faster than others.
 
When I was younger I hated going to weddings, It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
 
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A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.

"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."

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Fatcycledaddy said:
When I was younger I hated going to weddings, It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Funny!
 
Fatcycledaddy said:
So why is it if you own guns or like them you are a gun "nut", but if you own cars or motorcycles you are an "enthusiast"?
I know a few people who own guns for investment purposes only, one has more than 150 guns, a lot of them have never been fired, and they increase in value quite rapidly, some much faster than others.
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Good call. I'm sorry.
 
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