Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.

[SpyderConvert]

The Engineer

An engineer dies . . . and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.

The engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on staff. I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

 

[Bob Denman]

Do you think that he actually got away with it??

 

[Peter Aawen]

Your pics/examples aren't visible at all here Blue Star?!? :dontknow:

Dunno about you, but I reckon it sorta looses 'just a little' as a funny when you can't see any of them?? :shocked:

 

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[missouriboy]

When a woman wears a bikini she exposes 90 percent of her body to open view.

But we men are so polite that we only look at the parts that are covered!

:joke:

 

[Blue Star]

Your pics/examples aren't visible at all here Blue Star?!? :dontknow:

Dunno about you, but I reckon it sorta looses 'just a little' as a funny when you can't see any of them?? :shocked:

Thank you Peter Aawen. They show for me, but that might be because I posted them. If nobody else can see them I will just delete the posts to save everyone from wasting their time.

 

[Peter Aawen]

Thank you Peter Aawen. ......If nobody else can see them I will just delete the posts .....

I still can't see anything apart from little blue squares with question marks in them; but I do think that it's worth trying to edit & re-post them before deleting the whole thing? :dontknow:

Altho I guess that sort of joke can lose a lot of it's impact when you hafta explain it/repost it! :gaah:

Sorry to be such a pain! pps:

 

[mowin]

Let's see if this works.

Nothing there for me either...

 

[IdahoMtnSpyder]

Nothing there for me either...

I suspect it has something to do with the site where the images are posted: http://img.izismile.com/. Your ISP may be blocking the images from there. I've never seen that site URL before so I just looked at it. There are a lot of sexually oriented photos posted there.

 

[Peter Aawen]

Let's see if this works.

Still just the little blue squares with question marks?!?

 

[Blue Star]

I deleted the posts for two reasons.

Nothing there for me either...

I suspect it has something to do with the site where the images are posted: http://img.izismile.com/. Your ISP may be blocking the images from there. I've never seen that site URL before so I just looked at it. There are a lot of sexually oriented photos posted there.

Still just the little blue squares with question marks?!?

Thank you for the heads up, and for the confirmation of no show of pictures.

I went ahead and deleted the posts for two reason's. First I do not want to make any post with any hidden links like this, and second for some reason even I cannot see the pictures now. There must be something really wrong with it.

I'll let my Uncle know, as I copied and pasted this from an email that he sent me.

 

[JerryB]

Hi Blue Star,

Re: I copied and pasted this from an email

I am by no means any computer expert. However, from personal experience, this is probably the problem.

I now find that, if it is photos, to save them to somewhere on my computer & then load them into a post.

So far, that has been working for me.

Jerry Baumchen

 

[Bob Denman]

A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."! :shocked: :banghead:

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[Peter Aawen]

... The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."! :shocked: :banghead:

Hmm, gotta be something to be said for living in Australia rather than China, no wonder Pandas are rare & getting rarer, yet we've got bloody wombats breeding all over the place Down Under!! :yikes:

Check out their definition, it says - "Wombat: large brown marsupial native to Australia. Eats roots shoots & leaves." :shocked: :dontknow: hyea:

 

[Bob Denman]

A Wombat walks into a Bar...

 

[UtahPete]

When a woman wears a bikini she exposes 90 percent of her body to open view.

But we men are so polite that we only look at the parts that are covered!

:joke:

That's called 'concealed carry' ...

 

[Peter Aawen]

A Wombat walks into a Bar...

:yikes: Whatever you do, just DON'T say "Well bugga me!" out loud! :shocked: You have been warned! :lecturef_smilie:

 

[UtahPete]

When were you on the Long Beach? My brother was on there in the late 80"s.

Sorry - I didn't see this until just now. I was on that ship in the mid-70s.

 

[Bob Denman]

:yikes: Whatever you do, just DON'T say "Well bugga me!" out loud! :shocked: You have been warned! :lecturef_smilie:

:shocked: I believe you...and I don't even need to know the rest of that story! :yikes: