Cruzr Joe
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I sent away for one and when it arrived it had a warning "do not expose to sunlight" it was a magnifying glass. :roflblack::roflblack:
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I sent away for one and when it arrived it had a warning "do not expose to sunlight" it was a magnifying glass. :roflblack::roflblack:
Bob Denman
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JerryB
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Hi folks,
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Go to the end of the line!"
:yes:
Jerry Baumchen
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Go to the end of the line!"
:yes:
Jerry Baumchen
Bob Denman
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Bob Denman
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IdahoMtnSpyder
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Bert's new cowboy boots
Bert's New Cowboy Boots
Bert, at 80 years old, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret at age 75, looked him over and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW???"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat old Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
Bert's New Cowboy Boots
Bert, at 80 years old, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret at age 75, looked him over and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW???"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat old Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
JerryB
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Hi folks,
One day a young man is walking along the beach. He comes upon a young woman laying on a blanket.
As he gets closer, he notices that she is nude.
He thinks this is strange but walks on.
He curiosity gets the better of him, so he comes back and asks her, 'Why are you laying here nude?'
She says that she is on strike.
So he walks on.
A little later he returns with a blanket and spreads it out beside here.
He then takes all of his clothes off and lays down beside her.
After a few moments, she looks over at him and asks, 'Why are you laying here nude?'
He replies, 'I'm on strike also. And as soon as I get a raise I'm putting you to work.'
:yes:
Jerry Baumchen
One day a young man is walking along the beach. He comes upon a young woman laying on a blanket.
As he gets closer, he notices that she is nude.
He thinks this is strange but walks on.
He curiosity gets the better of him, so he comes back and asks her, 'Why are you laying here nude?'
She says that she is on strike.
So he walks on.
A little later he returns with a blanket and spreads it out beside here.
He then takes all of his clothes off and lays down beside her.
After a few moments, she looks over at him and asks, 'Why are you laying here nude?'
He replies, 'I'm on strike also. And as soon as I get a raise I'm putting you to work.'
:yes:
Jerry Baumchen
vided
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Bob Denman
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mowin
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Drinking it.....
Bob Denman
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I argued with myself for over six Months about that picture...nojokeWhen I finally decided to post it; I was wondering exactly what Rob would have to say! :clap: :2thumbs:
mowin
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When I finally decided to post it; I was wondering exactly what Rob would have to say! :clap: :2thumbs:
Wouldn't want to disappoint ya....:cheers:
Bob Denman
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My Friend: you certainly did NOT!! :bowdown:
Bob Denman
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An Interesting Observation...
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE amazing facts are,
The higher you go in the corporate structure,the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles. :dontknow:
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE amazing facts are,
The higher you go in the corporate structure,the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles. :dontknow:
PrairieSpyder
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Bob, that reminds me . . . Large organizations are like septic tanks . . the biggest turds rise to the top!
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