Being from California...
I am VERY upset, upset that it is true.
I am VERY upset, upset that it is true.
This one is bound to upset some folks: I'll apologize now, and explain that I thought that the punchline just made the whole thing funny!
A Question of Benefits...
Dear Sir,
I have a very complicated benefits question.
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18 year old daughter.
After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of
times, and he fell in love with my step daughter.
My father eventually married her without my authorization.
As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father
became my son in law.
My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave
birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my
step daughter's mother.
This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the
mother of my father's wife.
Therefore it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who
became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife,
and my uncle.
My son is also my step mother’s brother, and through my step-mother,
my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:
Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step
mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare
benefits?
Sincerely yours,
Mohammed Abu Laden Habib
THE ANSWER:
Of course, you qualify Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the
checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.
Yours faithfully,
Jerry Brown
pps: Sorry...
