Important things Taught To Us By Our Motorcycles

[Bob Denman]

Twelve things that only a motorcycle can teach...
1. The good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels might move the body...but two wheels move the soul.
3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God than sitting in Church and thinking about my motorcycle.
4. Life may begin at 30...but it doesn't get interesting until about 95..mph.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noontime bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank of gas before you can think straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
8. Young riders pick a destination and go... old riders pick a direction and go.
9. When you are riding lead, don't spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
11. I've never seen a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office.
And Finally:
12. Only Bikers know why dogs stick their heads out car windows.

 

[ARtraveler]

And everyone said: "Amen."

Good stuff. I can't add anything to that. You hit the jackpot Bob. :yes:

 

[ThreeWheels]

Some minor additions:

A motorcycle will wait patiently in the parking lot while you look at tools in Home Depot.

A motorcycle won't care if you ride another motorcycle.

You can ride your motorcycle any time of the month.

If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a new muffler.

 

[Chupaca]

Just one...

Motorcycles are what twisties were made for...thanks for the list...:bowdown::2thumbs:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Great stuff but we have :spyder2:'s

 

[wyliec]

Twelve things that only a motorcycle can teach...

11. I've never seen a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office.

This I don't believe is true. It may have been before your time; but, I remember two members that had a melt down on here. One of them had Lamont pulling his hair out, and was relieved of his membership. That member had most feeling sorry for him, until after his meltdown, and subsequent removal of all his posts. He for sure was seeing a psychiatrist, as he told us a number of times. The other member, I actually believe, had PTSD, if you believe in that. He did mention he was on prescription drugs for it. I actually think he had a brain aneurysm which burst. That's about all I can say on that one.

 

[Bob Denman]

Maybe they both just needed to ride a little bit more...
I know which ones you are talking about; one of them even has his name banned in here...
Try typing it out... :shocked:

 

[wyliec]

Maybe they both just needed to ride a little bit more...
I know which ones you are talking about; one of them even has his name banned in here...
Try typing it out... :shocked:

$tuntman

 

[Bob Denman]

Yup! ******** :shocked:

Nice way to make his name sort of show up! :clap:

 

[Genet]

This I don't believe is true. It may have been before your time; but, I remember two members that had a melt down on here. One of them had Lamont pulling his hair out, and was relieved of his membership. That member had most feeling sorry for him, until after his meltdown, and subsequent removal of all his posts. He for sure was seeing a psychiatrist, as he told us a number of times. The other member, I actually believe, had PTSD, if you believe in that. He did mention he was on prescription drugs for it. I actually think he had a brain aneurysm which burst. That's about all I can say on that one.

I guess you don't believe that PTSD is a true mental issue ?

 

[Bob Denman]

You don't know the guy that he's talking about. :shocked:
Strange... for MANY reasons! :yikes:

 

[Yazz]

Don't remember that person, wish I did. :sour:

********

Ryding in the rain cleanses the soul...

 

[Yazz]

I guess you don't believe that PTSD is a true mental issue ?

Guess you don't know WylieC...

http://www.chron.com/news/article/American-Sniper-trial-set-to-resume-weather-6097776.php

Sometimes things just don't add up...

 

[Dan_Ashley]

I guess you don't believe that PTSD is a true mental issue ?

it doesn't mean "Police Trykes Speed Daringly"?

 

[grumpybob]

11. I've never seen a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office.

I have ridden both of my previous spYders to the psychiatrist's office. I have PTSD caused by Nam. To many buddies of mine have it. It is real.

 

[Bfromla]

This I don't believe is true. It may have been before your time; but, I remember two members that had a melt down on here. One of them had Lamont pulling his hair out, and was relieved of his membership. That member had most feeling sorry for him, until after his meltdown, and subsequent removal of all his posts. He for sure was seeing a psychiatrist, as he told us a number of times. The other member, I actually believe, had PTSD, if you believe in that. He did mention he was on prescription drugs for it. I actually think he had a brain aneurysm which burst. That's about all I can say on that one.

. Fyi my bike is now 15750miles under 300 days ( i need a lot of hlp


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[Dan McNally]

An edit is required . . . change #2 to read: "2. Four wheels might move the body...but two or three wheels move the soul."