Jeriatric
Thinks out loud
Hmmm... in today's anti-gun climate, can you even get a water pistol anymore? :dontknow:
You know.......probably not. If so.....it'll likely be Day-Glo Orange
Hmmm... in today's anti-gun climate, can you even get a water pistol anymore? :dontknow:
This is going to sound cruel but it won't hurt if diluted, it'll only be a shocker.
Get yourself a water pistol and add 95% water and 5% bleach.
Don't aim for their eyes aim for their nose.
GrandPappy taught me that over 60 years ago when I delivered papers on my bicycle.
(3) of us residences lived on a country, dead end, dirt road. Me in the middle. Neighbors between me and the HWY had a pit bull that would run beside and the pull in behind me no matter what I was driving. Neighbors seemed to encourage him and did nothing about it. Pulling the boat to the lake one day, dog comes out, runs beside, and goes to pull in behind. Trailer tires runs over him. He is laying in the road bleeding heavy out of his mouth, convulsing, and pretty battered up. Neighbors were not home. Went to my vehicle and got the 44 and put him out of his misery. Neighbors didn't talk to me for years. They thought I should have taken him to the vet, 30min away. Later, not sure they would have paid me back, as they also thought it was my fault he got run over.True story.
Years ago I was bicycling on a country road with some friends. As we passed a house, a boy and a dog charged out the front door. The boy yelled something to the effect of, "Go get 'em, Spot!" The (scary) dog flew out towards us.... and was flattened by a car. We rode on, leaving the boy standing there.
Tell the police (or animal control)... "I'm going to shoot that dog if it comes at me again." See if that gets them to do something about it. If not... um... shoot itOr, maybe not. Sorry for the canine capers by you.
I'd avoid the hornet spray in favor of pepper. The poison in the hornet spray may do more damage than you intend.
How bout going to the shelter and picking up a cat and keep it in a bag. Just throw it out like the stuff they use to head off homing missiles.
Just joking of course.
Even ordinary pepper spray can blind a dog (or a human) if not washed out of the eyes promptly. If the dog can't see to get home and/or the owners don't figure out what you did... the dog could be blinded.
2Dogs...SIR.....The trailer park dog was just ONE of aprox. 5 that have damn near bit me! Ive been by there 15 times and never had a problem. OK....As Ive already said.....I called the sheriffs dept. about one.They did not even call me back!I just dont go down that road anymore.....It is a pit bull at a double wide with a sofa and an old washing machine on the front porch.AND A jesus/trump sign in the yard.Im sure they would welcome me tellin em to put it up.I feel like a new born impalla on the african plains bein chaised by hyenas out there! I cant risk tryin to dodge or outrun em anymore. I have every right to protect myself on a public road. IF I have to shoot one.Ima kill it just drive away. I can not afford to wait till the damn beast has hurt me! AND....From my experences with the human animal.....Just try to tell one of em to keep their dog up n see how that goes over. TY For the input.