That reminds me of a story

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Rick Hendrick; the owner of four teams in NASCAR's Sprint Cup Division; thought that he could get some really good publicity, by opening up his garages, and iniviting some of Charlotte's inner-city youth, to Pit Crew tryouts.
After giving these kids a day's worth of instruction and training, they all went out to the practice area...
Jimmie Johnson brings his #48 to a sliding stop in the pit box, and his crew gives him four new tires and a full tank of fuel, in just under twelve seconds.
Now, it's the kids' turn...
Jeff Gordon brings the #24 to a stop, and in less than nine seconds...
They've got it up on blocks
it's been painted a different color
The radio has been removed
And they've sold Dale Earnhardt Jr two kilos of weed, and 75 naked pictures of Danica Patrick!