Chuck Norris Just Put Van Damme's Epic Volvo Ad Completely to Shame

[cuznjohn]

either or

i am wondering if he had his wig on

 

[Magdave]

And the Cobra died :roflblack: :thumbup:

 

[bruiser]

That hat he had on is available on his official website. Remember Lone Wolf McQuade?

 

[alpacaguy]

Those aren't 747s. They're C5M Galaxies.

I worked on C5As for six years.

Right you are. However, if I remember correctly the President doesn't fly in a C5 and that would have messed up my question. What was my question anyway? No matter, just seeing if anybody was paying attention to anything other than Chuck. Good catch. You are the only one to say anything about it...

 

[cuznjohn]

you might be right

but are the flaps being used correctly

 

[Bob Denman]

That hat he had on is available on his official website. Remember Lone Wolf McQuade?

But :shocked: we're not worthy to even CARRY it; much less WEAR it! :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

Only the SWAT team part... they didn't want to be lit up so that was photshopped!
Also, Chuck's hair is darker... he uses crude oil to darken it!:roflblack:

Brp Synthetic oil?

Cruzr Joe

 

[Bob Denman]

Nah; Chuck only uses REAL American crude, that he squeezed from the dinosaur bones himself... :thumbup:

 

[spydaman60]

The Wind wouldn't DARE blow Chuck's Hat off! :shocked: :roflblack: :2thumbs:

did you really mean hat or HAIR?:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

May CHUCK forgive you...ray:

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[cuznjohn]

chuck

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[spydaman60]

good thing he was born a man, cause he makes an awful ugly woman!!!:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[OldDog]

What's the music?

What is the music in this and the JCVD Volvo ad? We need a picture of Bob Denman doing splits between two Spyders. BWahahahahaha.:yikes::joke::joke::joke:

 

[cuznjohn]

only time

What is the music in this and the JCVD Volvo ad? We need a picture of Bob Denman doing splits between two Spyders. BWahahahahaha.:yikes::joke::joke::joke:

i can listen to this all the time i love the song

 

[OldDog]

Beautiful melody and harmony

i can listen to this all the time i love the song

This is a beautiful melody. I had never heard it before that I can recall. :agree:

 

[spydaman60]

What is the music in this and the JCVD Volvo ad? We need a picture of Bob Denman doing splits between two Spyders. BWahahahahaha.:yikes::joke::joke::joke:

the last time bob did this he ruined a perfectly good pair of pants.:lecturef_smilie::lecturef_smilie:

 

[cuznjohn]

bob

the last time bob did this he ruined a perfectly good pair of pants.:lecturef_smilie::lecturef_smilie:

not to mention a bad case of road rash, brings to mind CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE

 

[spydaman60]

not to mention a bad case of road rash, brings to mind CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE

got a point there!