Bruce Jenner has me worried...

[Bob Denman]

After hearing about the fatal MV accident that he was in; I HOPE that he wasn't trying to apply eyeliner in moving traffic. :shocked:

That's what red lights and traffic jams are for! :thumbup:
Somebody should assign a female; to instruct him in these things...

Hey Cuzn,
Are you gonna tell everybody what YOU found out?

 

[mowin]

Ok, Cuz... spill it...

 

[cuznjohn]

i was at the dentist

but here is what i found today

so Bruce Jenner volunteered to give a blood test after the accident he was involved in over the weekend. when the blood results came back the police said congratulation to him. he asked, did i pass? and they told him, not only did you pass, your also pregnant

 

[ursamajor35126]

I KNEW Cuz was too good looking to me a man! :yikes::hun::shocked:

 

[Bob Denman]

AND...

When they asked him if he knew who the father of the child was; his response:
"Do I look as if I've got eyes in the back of my head"? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

OK, go easy on the girl..... er guy, his car was number 3. it wasn't his fault that we know of yet. the news did
say they are going to check everyone's phone to see if anyone was texting.

 

[Chupaca]

And well he should...

he's out there loose somewhere between genders..:roflblack: and they let him/her drive...see how that worked out...

 

[cuznjohn]

his new endorsmeant

 

[Bob Denman]

I see that he's "Switched Teams"...


...From General Mills, to Kellogg's! :roflblack:


What did you THINK that I meant? :dontknow:

 

[cuznjohn]

they say that he has it written in his will that if he dies, he wants to be buried with his butt sticking out of the ground, when asked why he said so my friends can drop by for a cold one

 

[mowin]

they say that he has it written in his will that if he dies, he wants to be buried with his butt sticking out of the ground, when asked why he said so my friends can drop by for a cold one

:roflblack::roflblack:, but:barf:

 

[Bob Denman]

:agree: :shocked:

 

[cuznjohn]

once his transformation is complete, he will never be able to go to a race track any more... because when they say AND THEIR OFF he will be embarrassed and want to leave