another joke

[cuznjohn]

One evening Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk. Ole turns to
Sven and asks, "Ven do you suppose dose girls are gonna make out vit us?"
Swen says, "Donno, but I'm drunk enuf. Let's go ask em!" So off they go to
the apartment where Ole knocks on the door. Lena answers and says,
"Vell, Ole and Sven, come on in!"

Ole no more than gets in the door when he says, "Ve yust come to find
out ven you girls are gonna make out vit us." Lena is really upset by this and
throws them both out, slamming the door on them. Ole is persistent and
knocks on the door again. Lena isn't stupid. She knows it's Ole and
says, "Ole if you are gonna be so forward, you'll have to talk through the
keyhole."

So Ole bends to the keyhole and asks, "Ven you girls gonna make out vit
us?"

Lena is really upset now. She drops her pants, backs up to the keyhole, and
breaks wind. As Ole is backing up and shaking his head, Sven asks,
"Vell Ole, vat did she say?"

Ole says, "Vell, I tink she said .. FFFFfffffrrriiddaayy but her breath
is so bad, I'm not askin' again."

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack:...:yikes:

 

[ARtraveler]

Have not heard a Sven & Ole joke since I left Wisconsin. Dat vas goot. You Betcha!

When I lived in the area, each time we would go to Grand Marais, MN--Vay up the Nort Shore--ve vould eat at Sven & Ole's Pizza. Ya Sure!

 

[bruiser]

she prutted. :roflblack:

I think that's the correct Swedish term. If you're driving in Sweden and you "fart" you'll get a ticket.

Ya, I ben to dat area. Ate at Maders in Milwaukee.

 

[ARtraveler]

she prutted. :roflblack:

I think that's the correct Swedish term. If you're driving in Sweden and you "fart" you'll get a ticket.

Ya, I ben to dat area. Ate at Maders in Milwaukee.

Small World: Me too!

 

[bruiser]

It was somewhere around 1976. The food was phenomenal as was the service and atmosphere. Even better, it was paid for by our host who, later that day, took us to the Playboy resort at Lake Geneva then on a boat tour around the lake. On the way back to Chicago that evening we stopped at a pub for drinks. Wish I could remember the name of the pub. It was a really nice place too.

 

[Bob Denman]

Wuz Lena Der, Dancin?