Amish Elevator

[PrairieSpyder]

An Amish son and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.



The son asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'



While the son and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.



The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the son and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number. and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.



The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...

'Go get your Mother'

 

[jerpinoy]

What will they think off, if they see an escalator?:yikes::yikes:

 

[Jeriatric]

Good one :thumbup:

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

Transformation booth...what next..beam me up yohan..!! :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack::2thumbs::roflblack: :clap:
Now; exactly WHERE is this located?? :shocked:

 

[ARtraveler]

That was very good. :2thumbs: I liked the visual aids also. :2thumbs:

 

[CanAmMick]

That was great!!! :2thumbs:

 

[spydaman60]

I read it to the wife and she smiled and then said, "you suggesting that I take an elevator ride?":roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[StanProff]

I read it to the wife and she smiled and then said, "you suggesting that I take an elevator ride?":roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

I wouldn't even go there!!!!!!!!:banghead:

 

[SPYD1]

Not touching this one...I would need :helpsmilie:.

 

[cgistudio]

That is a good one
:roflblack:
:roflblack:​

 

[Bob Denman]

I wouldn't even go there!!!!!!!!:banghead:

Back out of the room... :shocked: Say nothing! :yikes:

 

[Dig.It]

I Dig it! Can't wait to share it at work tomorrow.

 

[marinespyder]

This is a great one:roflblack::roflblack::2thumbs: