BEWARE OF DOG..........

[boborgera]

Upon entering a little country store, There was a sign reading;
Danger Beware of Dog, Posted on the front door, Once i got inside the store, I noticed a harmless looking
old hound dog asleep on the floor next to the cash register, So i asked the store manager is that the dangerous dog that people are supposed to be afraid of??. ''Yep'' that's him he replied, Wondering i said to the manager ,''Why'' would you put up a sign Beware of dog when that dog certainly doesn't look one bit dangerous to me??
Because, Before i put that sign up,
People kept tripping over him........

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

:roflblack::roflblack: wonder how tired he is of answering that question...:roflblack:

 

[boborgera]

:roflblack::roflblack: wonder how tired he is of answering that question...:roflblack:

Ya, I couldn't resist posting it, Reminds me of the Two dopey Newfoundlands i had, They would lay down and sleep wherever they felt like, It was like tripping over logs, Big logs the Male hit the scales at 206, The Female was a light weight at 165.

 

[Bob Denman]

:roflblack:
So this fellow walks into a bar and says in a loud voice;
"Hey! Who owns that monstrous PitBull (sorry Len), that's tied to the parking meter outside?"
A guy at the bar turns; sighs, and answers, "He's mine; what did he do now?"
"Well; my Yorkshire Terrier just killed him." says the fellow.
"Impossible! How could he do THAT?"
"He got caught in his throat; your dog choked to death..." :shocked:

 

[CyncySpyder]

good one bob

:roflblack:
So this fellow walks into a bar and says in a loud voice;
"Hey! Who owns that monstrous PitBull (sorry Len), that's tied to the parking meter outside?"
A guy at the bar turns; sighs, and answers, "He's mine; what did he do now?"
"Well; my Yorkshire Terrier just killed him." says the fellow.
"Impossible! How could he do THAT?"
"He got caught in his throat; your dog choked to death..." :shocked:

and your at 19,999 posts..... man, you need to ryde more bob :roflblack::roflblack::bowdown::firstplace:

 

[bruiser]

Sounds like some of the old country stores around here.