Random thought for the day

[RangerRick]

Those of you who have followed this advice, let me know how it went. :roflblack:

 

[racoon]

He must be single. Again.

 

[Gwolf]

Those of you who have followed this advice, let me know how it went. :roflblack:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and drove pickup trucks, and drank beer, and left the toilet seat up whenever he wanted.

THE END

 

[3Tyme]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and drove pickup trucks, and drank beer, and left the toilet seat up whenever he wanted.

THE END

and he could use GPS if he needed to know where to turn

 

[RapidSpyder]

 

[seaweed]

I already have the bed! :roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

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Scarry but true. :gaah:

 

[racoon]

I sent this to my my two younger sisters.

One has already replied, saying that as she read it she wondered how big the bucket was, and if she would be able to life it, or if she could use a smaller bucket.

 

[RapidSpyder]

 

[RapidSpyder]

“…To go where no man has gone before”, after the battery is fully charged…

 

[RapidSpyder]

 

[RapidSpyder]

 

[Gwolf]

An old biker is a person who owned a motorcycle and a color TV that weighed the same amount.

 

[Haze]

Weather in Washington State

Seen on Facebook, word for word with included punctuation.

WARNING EARTHQUAKE, TSUNAMIS
FOR WASHINGTON, OREGON AND BRITISH
COLUMBIA
This Thursday, Friday, Saturday 5th, 6th, 7th
September 2024, according to prediction, a major
EARTHQUAKE and TSUNAMIS HAPPEN IN
WASHINGTON, OREGON, BRITISH COLUMBIA,
shaking, exploding and flooding the areas hard.
Please prepare to LEAVE all the UNSAFE places, the
most VULNERABLE places, soon FIND the SAFE
HAVEN. God bless everyone.

 

[Peter Aawen]

Weather in Washington State

Seen on Facebook, word for word with included punctuation.

WARNING EARTHQUAKE, TSUNAMIS
FOR WASHINGTON, OREGON AND BRITISH
COLUMBIA
This Thursday, Friday, Saturday 5th, 6th, 7th
September 2024, according to prediction, a major
EARTHQUAKE and TSUNAMIS HAPPEN IN
WASHINGTON, OREGON, BRITISH COLUMBIA,
shaking, exploding and flooding the areas hard.
Please prepare to LEAVE all the UNSAFE places, the
most VULNERABLE places, soon FIND the SAFE
HAVEN. God bless everyone.

The Platform Software here tries to remove any uneccessary indents & spacing, so unless it was loaded in a table, that all disappeared... and I moved your 'post title' into the post text - Please don't use post titles, they really mess with searching, and some readers can't see them cos they don't display on all devices, so unless you are starting a new thread, anything you put in there is wasted effort, for you and for me!

That said, did you really mean to post this in the 'Random thought for the day' thread, or was it meant to go in the September Weather News thread?? Or, seeing that it's come from facebook, was it meant to go in the Joke Forum?? :dontknow:

 

[RapidSpyder]

 

[racoon]

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That got a chuckle out of me.

 

[Gwolf]

It is almost that time again.........

 

[RapidSpyder]

 

[RapidSpyder]