I see you have met my Mother-in-Law.
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I see you have met my Mother-in-Law.
cuznjohn
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disclaimer,,,, i am italian
what is the difference between a Italian mother in law, and a GORILLA. about 2 or 3 pounds
M109Dreamer
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Lol, mine too. Except I always say, should of kept trying till you had a boy. They all had daughters....[emoji1]
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Bob Denman
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Cuzn,
Did you forget about the facial hair?
Gorillas have a lot less of it!
:joke::joke::joke::joke::joke:
For the record: I've got an Italian Brother in Law... :thumbup:
Tanshanomi
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Having started the M-I-L jokes, I should say for the record that my wife's mom is about the sweetest, loveliest lady you could hope to meet and I love her dearly.
Bob Denman
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Tiffany sounds like a very nice girl; is he sure that she doesn't like Football?? :dontknow:
Bob Denman
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Future President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and
during lunch , a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water .
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved
them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."
Then Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat , picked it up ,
walked back on the water , climbed onto the yacht , and handed the Pope his hat .
The crew was speechless . The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.
No one knew what to say , not even the Pope .
But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story.
Their banner headlines read:
during lunch , a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water .
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved
them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."
Then Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat , picked it up ,
walked back on the water , climbed onto the yacht , and handed the Pope his hat .
The crew was speechless . The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.
No one knew what to say , not even the Pope .
But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story.
Their banner headlines read:
"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"
Bob Denman
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:clap: :2thumbs:
Can you get them on Amazon? I feel like shooting a round of "Drone Skeet"! :roflblack:
Can you get them on Amazon? I feel like shooting a round of "Drone Skeet"! :roflblack:
M109Dreamer
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Bob Denman
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You'd best grab a copy of that picture quick; before it gets pulled. nojoke
I did!
I did!
mowin
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My wife got it for me. Supposed to be a company run entirely by military veterans. I'll get the link and post it tomorrow. :thumbup:
pegasus1300
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Sorry if you live in California
[FONT="]You may have heard about the [/FONT]Southern California[FONT="] man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable".[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Michigan[FONT="], he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Wisconsin[FONT="], he’d be called “ALMOST ready for deer season".[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Arizona[FONT="], he'd be called "an avid gun collector."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Arkansas,[FONT="] he'd be called "a novice gun collector."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Utah[FONT="], he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Kansas,[FONT="] he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Montana[FONT="], he'd be called "The neighborhood 'go-to' guy."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Alabama[FONT="], he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Georgia[FONT="], he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]North Carolina[FONT="], [/FONT]Virginia[FONT="], [/FONT]Mississippi,[FONT="] T[/FONT]ennessee[FONT="], [/FONT]Kentucky[FONT="] and [/FONT]South Carolina[FONT="] he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > And in [/FONT]Texas[FONT="] he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."[/FONT]
[FONT="]You may have heard about the [/FONT]Southern California[FONT="] man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable".[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Michigan[FONT="], he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Wisconsin[FONT="], he’d be called “ALMOST ready for deer season".[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Arizona[FONT="], he'd be called "an avid gun collector."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Arkansas,[FONT="] he'd be called "a novice gun collector."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Utah[FONT="], he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Kansas,[FONT="] he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Montana[FONT="], he'd be called "The neighborhood 'go-to' guy."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Alabama[FONT="], he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]Georgia[FONT="], he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > In [/FONT]North Carolina[FONT="], [/FONT]Virginia[FONT="], [/FONT]Mississippi,[FONT="] T[/FONT]ennessee[FONT="], [/FONT]Kentucky[FONT="] and [/FONT]South Carolina[FONT="] he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."[/FONT]
[FONT="]> > And in [/FONT]Texas[FONT="] he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."[/FONT]
mowin
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Bob Denman
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:shocked: I wonder what they'd call me.. I mean HIM :yikes:... here in New York?? :dontknow:
mowin
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A felon.....nojoke.:banghead:
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