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> A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed
> into a man's car. Both of
> their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of
> them was hurt.
>
> After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said;
> “Wow, just look at
> our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we
> are unhurt. This must
> be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends
> and live together in
> peace for the rest of our days.”
>
> The man
> replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
>
> The
> woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
> is
> completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
> wants
> us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands
> the
> bottle to the man.
>
> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks
> half the bottle
> and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
> bottle,
> immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the
> man.
>
> The man asks, “Aren't you having any?” She replies, “Nah. I think
> I'll just wait for the police to arrive.”
>
> Adam ate the apple,
> too! Men will never
> learn.
>
> into a man's car. Both of
> their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of
> them was hurt.
>
> After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said;
> “Wow, just look at
> our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we
> are unhurt. This must
> be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends
> and live together in
> peace for the rest of our days.”
>
> The man
> replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
>
> The
> woman continued, “And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
> is
> completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
> wants
> us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands
> the
> bottle to the man.
>
> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks
> half the bottle
> and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
> bottle,
> immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the
> man.
>
> The man asks, “Aren't you having any?” She replies, “Nah. I think
> I'll just wait for the police to arrive.”
>
> Adam ate the apple,
> too! Men will never
> learn.
>
