Why?

[PrairieSpyder]

1. Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

2. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, . . . . and a diet coke?

3. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

4. Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

5. EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

6. Why can't women put onmascara with their mouth closed?

7. Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

8. Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

9. Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?

10. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

11. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

12. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

13. Why isn't theremouse-flavored cat food?

14. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

15. Why do they sterilizethe needle for lethal injections?

16. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

17. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

18. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

19. If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?




















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[oldguyinTX]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

I still haven't been able to figure out how we can park in the "Driveway", and drive on the "Parkway"... :dontknow:

 

[granpa in Cincy]

I've never seen a board walk!

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

nice way to start the morning...I'm already confused when I get up so this makes it seem nornal...:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[ARtraveler]

Now---that will give us some things to ponder for a while. :yes:

 

[Bob Denman]

Not me!
Thank goodness for A.D.D.! Why just the other...

Hey look! :shocked: A Squirrrel!! :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[ChasCS]

Just a brief comment about the the bank vaults

Stolen pens are grossly covered in thousands of people's combined germs, you want to carry that around, Nope! This's why they chain them down.

Why is the vault door open? Can you see inside the vault from where you stand at the teller?
I used to clean my main branch bank vaults, sweep and mop...
So, do you know what's inside the main bank, walk in vault?
Many more smaller vaults, all with separate combinations... ;-)

If you think you can sneak in, open a door, and hope it's the right one, and not the left one...

Good luck, Hehehehe, & bring a drink-snacks, you may be in there a while... ;-)

Thee sticky pen, here you want several? Hehehe
You know, some banks do not use a chain, they tape a lovely unscented plastic flower to the other end.

Chas

 

[bmccaffrey]

AND I THOUGHT MY KIDS HAD A LOT OF QUESTIONS LOL :roflblack::roflblack:

 

[iSpyder123]

Why do birds ...Suddenly appear...Every time you are near? ...oops, my bad...wrong thread.

Seriously: Good post. Lots of points to ponder.

 

[Bob Denman]

"close to you"