What's Your Sign?

[Bob Denman]

 

[Dan McNally]

Here the "new" dates for all 13 signs:

Capricorn: January 20 - February 16

Aquarius: February 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – August 10

Leo: August 10 – September 16

Virgo: September 16 – October 30

Libra: October 30 – November 23

Scorpio: November 23 – November 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20

I saw that on TV, today - my first thought was that someone has way too much time on their hands. That was also every thought I've had about it, since.

 

[Sam Mac]

:roflblack:

 

[mowin]

Ok.... What I REALLY wanted to say.. I was born a male, and a Sagittarius. Can't change either one. DNA don't lie, and in '64, I was a Sagittarius. Case closed...

 

[cuznjohn]

MY EX WAS WATER, and i am dirt, together we made mud

 

[Chupaca]

Ooooo...!!

Here the "new" dates for all 13 signs:

Capricorn: January 20 - February 16

Aquarius: February 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – August 10

Leo: August 10 – September 16

Virgo: September 16 – October 30

Libra: October 30 – November 23

Scorpio: November 23 – November 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20

Now you really blew it....all those born on starting or ending dates have the option of being either one....:roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

MY EX WAS WATER, and i am dirt, together we made mud

A Classic line, from one of the funniest movies EVER!! :clap:

Thornton Melon: [on his second wife] Oh, we were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth sign. She's a Water sign. Together, we made mud.

 

[cuznjohn]

according to the new signs, i used to be a cancer, july 17th. now i am a gemini. i am glad because i never liked being a cancer

 

[retread]

I call discrimination, every sign has 20 or more days, except scorpio, with only 6!!:joke:

john

 

[Bob Denman]

My Brother-In-Law is one of them...(November 28th)
He said that it made him feel "rare, and special" :2thumbs:

 

[SteveLaoyster]

I once heard a comedian use the sign "feces". I don't see that one on the list. Must have something to do with a situation involving alcohol.:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes: