Pennyrick
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Left the little cafe where I have breakfast and was putting on my helmet when a guy pulled in beside me on a Gold Wing Trike.
"You driving that P..... O..... S......", he questioned?
"Kinda looks like it", I replied. Whereupon he began to tell me of the top of the line Can Am he purchased and had to get rid of after 1,000 miles.
He told me he took a $5,000 loss on the Spyder when he traded it in on a two year old Gold Wing trike and even then had to finance the difference between the two machines.
"It was awful", he groaned. "How can you stand to ride a thing as underpowered as that?"
"I've owned Harleys with just two cylinders that had twice the power of that thing, and with the Gold Wing there is no contest! Then when I went to the dealer to complain, the guy there tried to tell me how to ride. Can you believe that? I been ridin' for thirty years and this pipsqueak is tellin' me how to ride."
"Exactly what did he tell you" I asked?
"He told me that I needed to rev up the engine more to shift.... told me to get up to 4 or 5 thousand! The damn thing sounds like it will blow up when it runs that high. I always try to get into the highest gear possible as quick as I can to save gas... not gonna run my engine 'til it sounds like one o' them Jap bikes."
"Uuhhh, the Gold Wing is a Japanese bike", I said.
"Nah, they told me it was made right here in the USA", he replied.
"Well I hope you enjoy your Gold Wing", I said.
You can't save them all!
"You driving that P..... O..... S......", he questioned?
"Kinda looks like it", I replied. Whereupon he began to tell me of the top of the line Can Am he purchased and had to get rid of after 1,000 miles.
He told me he took a $5,000 loss on the Spyder when he traded it in on a two year old Gold Wing trike and even then had to finance the difference between the two machines.
"It was awful", he groaned. "How can you stand to ride a thing as underpowered as that?"
"I've owned Harleys with just two cylinders that had twice the power of that thing, and with the Gold Wing there is no contest! Then when I went to the dealer to complain, the guy there tried to tell me how to ride. Can you believe that? I been ridin' for thirty years and this pipsqueak is tellin' me how to ride."
"Exactly what did he tell you" I asked?
"He told me that I needed to rev up the engine more to shift.... told me to get up to 4 or 5 thousand! The damn thing sounds like it will blow up when it runs that high. I always try to get into the highest gear possible as quick as I can to save gas... not gonna run my engine 'til it sounds like one o' them Jap bikes."
"Uuhhh, the Gold Wing is a Japanese bike", I said.
"Nah, they told me it was made right here in the USA", he replied.
"Well I hope you enjoy your Gold Wing", I said.
You can't save them all!