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[jaherbst]

Jack--My wife cares-- & she cares a lot--because she's riding along with me on the back seat---don't make me send my wife over to straighten you out Jack. She's not afraid of giving you a bust in your face--maybe twice--UR not so tough anymore--huh Jack Waikiki June 2015--doing an Alaska cruise this 2016--Janet may need a new wardrobe..

Please don't send your wife over to beat me up! I've heard from others she is 6'3" and weighs 375# and has a black belt. Bring her to Spyderfest and I bet she could win the mud wrestling contest! :joke:

Jack

 

[Bob Denman]

Please don't send your wife over to beat me up! I've heard from others she is 6'3" and weighs 375# and has a black belt. Bring her to Spyderfest and I bet she could win the mud wrestling contest! :joke:

Jack

Jack... :shocked:
I'd be VERY careful about criticizing another man's Wife... :yikes:

 

[jaherbst]

Jack... :shocked:
I'd be VERY careful about criticizing another man's Wife... :yikes:

Just don't give her my address OK Bob. Nothing critical meant. Just fantisicing about a women who "is going to bust me in the face." (strange) Most usually have a different target. :joke: However, at my age I only have a "Grey Belt" in self defense.

Jack

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: "No Ma'am; I haven't seen Jack all week..." :shocked:

 

[Wildrice]

Please don't send your wife over to beat me up! I've heard from others she is 6'3" and weighs 375# and has a black belt. Bring her to Spyderfest and I bet she could win the mud wrestling contest! :joke:

Jack

Jack--there goes your job at the county fair guessing weight & age. Janet's 5'3" at 118 lbs but I'll let her know about your 375# guesstimate---ray::sour::gaah::shocked::joke::joke: ...

 

[Wildrice]

Jack... :shocked:
I'd be VERY careful about criticizing another man's Wife... :yikes:

I place a high value on humor---some guys get upset when another guy looks at his wife--Myself I consider it a compliment & both Janet & I see Jack's comment as humor---:bowdown::clap:

 

[Bob Denman]

:thumbup: I'm with you on this! :thumbup:
But there are folks out there; who aren't gifted with a "surplus" of humor... :shocked:

 

[jaherbst]

Jack--there goes your job at the county fair guessing weight & age. Janet's 5'3" at 118 lbs but I'll let her know about your 375# guesstimate---ray::sour::gaah::shocked::joke::joke: ...

Please don't divulge that to her! Yea County Fair folks let me go today but offered me a job at the Freak Show putting my foot in my mouth. I am starting practice tomorrow!

Jack

 

[Bob Denman]

 

[jaherbst]

Where do you find these things Bob? That was a good one. Trying to figure out if he has halitosis or toeliosis.

Jack :joke:

 

[Bob Denman]

Isn't it obvious? :dontknow:
I have too much free time, and too little supervision while at work! :roflblack:

 

[jaherbst]

Isn't it obvious? :dontknow:
I have too much free time, and too little supervision while at work! :roflblack:

This forum would be dull without you Bob. You have just been appointed the Resource Officer!

Jack

 

[Bob Denman]

You have just been appointed the Resource Officer!

:shocked: Please don't start saluting me... pps:


But praying might be okay... :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[latony007]

:shocked: Please don't start saluting me... pps:


But praying might be okay... :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

i can guess what they are praying, "god please do not let my Harley break down again" :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: ...But the Good Lord rides a GoldWing... :joke: