This Man Was Especially Eager To Pay Off His Alimony

[iSpyder123]

Alrighty than. I've never been divorced so I don't now what it's like to make alimony payments.
From the looks of it, it must have been torture because he is so happy.

Cackling, he kicks legs up in the air, shouts, gets up and does the moonwalk, jumps in the air, then bows.

STORY: This Man Was Especially Eager To Pay Off His Alimony

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I've never had the "pleasure" of speaking to a divorce attorney either; it all seems like a horrible waste of time and money.
Marry the right one the FIRST time, and quit looking for better options... :thumbup:

...off my soapbox now..

 

[Chupaca]

Second time around...

found the right one...fortunately didn't have to deal with alimony or battle between lawyers...do know many who have danced that dance..!! :roflblack:

 

[ThreeWheels]

:shocked: I've never had the "pleasure" of speaking to a divorce attorney either; it all seems like a horrible waste of time and money.
Marry the right one the FIRST time, and quit looking for better options... :thumbup:

...off my soapbox now..

Far easier said than done.
Far Far easier said than done.
Far Far FAR easier said than done.

And if you did manage to find the right one the first time, you have my unending congratulations and eternal envy.

 

[ARtraveler]

In both divorces we were both on the same page. Each time the better half walked away with the better half of the spoils. :roflblack:

Am reminded of the song by Jerry Reed: She Got the Goldmine. :roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

...And you got the Shaft! :shocked:

 

[mowin]

I waited 'till I was 45 to tie the knot. I like to think that I skiped my "first" marriage that probably would have ended up in divorce. Too many couples I know that got married shortly after graduating, are divorced.

 

[Bob Denman]

Just remember the words to this song, and everything will be as it should be... :clap: :thumbup: