That's how the fight started

[easysuper]

I thought she said stand up but she had said shut up and Thats when the fight started!

 

[kngfsh27]

My wife asked if I am expecting her to help with the house chores (vacuuming, dishes, dusting, laundry,etc.)when she retires. I said, Hell yes, I'm not running a bed and breakfast. That is when the fight started and she announced that she will continue to work. All is wunnerful.:roflblack:

 

[Colin]

My partner was standing naked in front of the mirror, she said, "Oh my, I look overweight and old and wrinkly and unattractive" she then said, " I need you to tell me something positive about me" So I replied " you have perfect eyesight" I was able to walk after a few days and the swelling in my eyes has started to go down.

 

[Copperman]

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started.....

 

[Bob Denman]

I am getting so much GREAT material from this thread!! :clap::2thumbs::2thumbs:

You guys are the true Mother Lode, of "Marital Material" :firstplace:

 

[samewok]

I went to Pitbull with my wife and Joe showed up.
That is how I won the fight for a 2015 Rt limited.

 

[Cruzr Joe]

The wife wanted me to take her someplace to eat that she has not been in awhile ................................. So, I took her to the kitchen, that's how the fight started.



Cruzr Joe

 

[Cruzr Joe]

I went to Pitbull with my wife and Joe showed up.
That is how I won the fight for a 2015 Rt limited.

Yeah but it took both of us to win that fight. :yikes::yikes::yikes:


Cruzr Joe

 

[gkamer]

Birthday Dinner

I told my wife I was going to take her out to dinner for her birthday, and just to show her price was no object, she could order 2 Big Mac's.

That's when the fight started

 

[Craniac]

Someone not in my unit called me a squid.

Marines will understand.

 

[HVACR Guy]

Wife walked into the the bathroom the other morning while I was using her hair dryer. When she asked what the hell I was doing with it aimed at my package? I said I was warming up breakfast.
That's how the fight started.

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[Cruzr Joe]

Wife walked into the the bathroom the other morning while I was using her hair dryer. When she asked what the hell I was doing with it aimed at my package? I said I was warming up breakfast.
That's how the fight started.

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Looks like that is how the fight ended. :yikes::yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

Wife walked into the the bathroom the other morning while I was using her hair dryer. When she asked what the hell I was doing with it aimed at my package? I said I was warming up breakfast.
That's how the fight started.

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:yikes: :lecturef_smilie: You just don't joke about that; there's too many places that she can hit you, that'll make you wish that she had only made your face look so... "weathered"! nojoke

 

[PrairieSpyder]

Wife walked into the the bathroom the other morning while I was using her hair dryer. When she asked what the hell I was doing with it aimed at my package? I said I was warming up breakfast.
That's how the fight started.

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You should never start a fight with your wife when you're nekkid!:lecturef_smilie:

 

[Soundman]

Got home from working out of town. Told the wife she looked good ,and ask if she had lost weight. She said she had lost about 10 pounds . I told her I found it and pinched her on the butt . That's how the fight started..

 

[Bob Denman]

You should never start a fight with your wife when you're nekkid!:lecturef_smilie:

Well; not unless she's nekkid too! :thumbup:

 

[BLUEZL600EFI]

Wife came home one day and saw new F3 parked in the garage, asked what happened to the 09, I said that is was the 09 and had no idea what she was talking about.
That was in Oct, still have not heard a peep out of her.
Ended up with a new bike and a silent wife, worked out better than I could have imagined.

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Two whole Months of silence???
Dude... :bowdown: :clap: :2thumbs:

 

[PrairieSpyder]

Wife came home one day and saw new F3 parked in the garage, asked what happened to the 09, I said that is was the 09 and had no idea what she was talking about.
That was in Oct, still have not heard a peep out of her.
Ended up with a new bike and a silent wife, worked out better than I could have imagined.

Just because she's silent doesn't mean you pulled it off. You should keep an eye on the bank account. There's no telling what she's out there buying.

 

[Bob Denman]

Perhaps some new granite countertops have already been ordered?? :shocked: