That's how the fight started

[Cruzr Joe]

Wife asked me to go out in the cold and see if she left her purse in the car ..................... So i did .................... came back and told her ............ Yep it is still there. :roflblack::roflblack:

That's how the fight started.


Tell us how your fight started. :dontknow::dontknow:


Cruzr Joe

 

[garb55]

No wife but
The dogs wanted to go for a walk
It was too cold outside so I said no
Then they stood half way threw the dog door to let the cold air in
That's how the fight started

PS
true story

 

[Chupaca]

Good one..!!

Don't start those kinda fights...:lecturef_smilie: they never end well..:roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Cruzr Joe]

Wife told me that she wanted something in the garage that can go from zero to 300 in six seconds ........................... so i got her ...................a bathroom scale.


That's how the fight started


Anonymous

 

[LJspydee]

I thought it was..the wife wanted new counter tops........bought a new Spyder.

Thats when the fight started!

 

[Cruzr Joe]

I thought it was..the wife wanted new counter tops........bought a new Spyder.

Thats when the fight started!

Yeah, about that one ........... it was not a joke.:shocked:

Cruzr joe

 

[2ndChildhood]

Yeah, about that one ........... it was not a joke.:shocked:

Cruzr joe

The new countertops look great


ToM
Life is Great
Be Safe

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[Grandpot]

Screaming

I tell people that I sat on the back of the Spyder when I was teaching my wife how to drive it and I was screaming like a girl! Then, she started the engine. :clap::clap::clap: That's when the fight started.

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Nuff said...

 

[Smokinspyder]

:shocked: Nuff said...

OMG that made me spit my coffee out HA HA HA LOVE IT


BUT

My (ex)wife walked into the den & asked “What’s on the TV?” I replied “Dust”. And that’s how the fight started.....

 

[MisterP]

My ex said no yard tools for Christmas presents.

So I fired her pool boy.

That's when the fight started.

 

[Bob Denman]

My ex said no yard tools for Christmas presents.

So I fired her pool boy.

That's when the fight started.

 

[Copperman]

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.

 

[Devious56]

OMG that made me spit my coffee out HA HA HA LOVE IT


So funny, and true, I almost peed my pants.

David

 

[retread]

With my first wife.......I'd get home from work.


john

 

[bruiser]

We went shopping.

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Shopping???
:yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes:
You are a FAR braver man, than I am! :bowdown:

The Missus and I have hot shopping figured out.
She shops on her computer, and I shop on mine...

...in separate rooms! :thumbup:

 

[Mikel53]

A "friend" told me a story .......

He was laying on the couch minding his own business, watching his 3rd football game of the day and made the mistake of asking his wife to bring him another beer. She had been in the bathroom rolling her hair and proceeded to give him a piece of her mind. She had her hands on her hips and was shaking her head and rollers were flying off. Her hair was kind of standing up and he thought she looked like a giant chicken clucking and scratching and told her so. She started in again and he noticed how she suddenly looked so young. He finally discovered that her bra had broken and gravity came into effect. Her large breasts fell to her waist and pulled the wrinkles out of her face. When he said something, the fight started

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Sometimes; it's just best to bite your lower lip until the blood starts running down your chin! nojoke

 

[Cruzr Joe]

One day a guy (NOT ME) was talking to his cute young neighbor across the street and his wife seen him and hollered at him to "Get your Ass across this street", he replied i am trying. that is how the fight started