Substitute Motorcycle with Spyder :)

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Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.

Motorcycles' curves never sag.

Motorcycles last longer.

Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.

Motorcycles don't have parents.

Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.

If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.


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[Trickie Dick]

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[bullant12]

Revised!

Why Spyders Are Better Than Women

Spyders only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.

Spyders' curves never sag.

Spyders last longer.

Spyders don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Spyder any time of the month.

Spyders don't have parents.

Spyders don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can kick your Spyder to wake it up.

You can share your Spyder with your friends.

If your Spyder makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Spyder when the old one is really worn.

If your Spyder smokes, you can do something about it.

Spyders don't care about how many other Spyders you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Spyder both arrive at the same time.

Spyders don't care about how many other Spyders you have.

Spyders don't mind if you look at other Spyders, or if you buy Spyder magazines.

New Spyders must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

If your Spyder goes flat, you can fix it.

If your Spyder is too loose, you can tighten it.

If your Spyder is too soft, you can get different shocks.

If your Spyder is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Spyder.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Spyder.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Spyder.

You don't have to convince your Spyder that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Spyders are equals.

If you say bad things to your Spyder, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Spyder as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Spyder after you dump it.

Spyders always feel like going for a ride.

Spyders don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Your Spyder never wants a night out alone with the other Spyders.

Spyders don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Spyder.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Spyder.

If your Spyder doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Spyder you don't know very well.

 

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: You may have just signed your own Death Warrant... :shocked: :roflblack:

 

[bullant12]

:shocked: You may have just signed your own Death Warrant... :shocked: :roflblack:

Isn't that what you do when a man gets married?!?!:roflblack::roflblack::trike:

 

[Bob Denman]

TRUE... but it's the speed of the demise that may be at issue here...
At least marriage is a slow and painful death... :shocked: :joke:

 

[Marker]

Get Married , Get a SPYDER

Isn't that what you do when a man gets married?!?!:roflblack::roflblack::trike:

Hell No, get a motorcycle license that's what I got from my wife and her blessing to go out and buy a :ani29: RTS SE5:shemademe_smilie: and thats what I did !!:yes::yes: Man its great being married !!:roflblack::thumbup:

 

[bullant12]

Hell No, get a motorcycle license that's what I got from my wife and her blessing to go out and buy a :ani29: RTS SE5:shemademe_smilie: and thats what I did !!:yes::yes: Man its great being married !!:roflblack::thumbup:

So did I... then a couple of months later she got her own RS-S..hyea: but moneywise...:yikes:

 

[Bob Denman]

At least with being married you always have a topic to complain about handy... (As long as she's not within earshot! :shocked

 

[wyliec]

TRUE... but it's the speed of the demise that may be at issue here...
At least marriage is a slow and painful death... :shocked: :joke:

Only if you do it more than once.

Bob, I cannot believe you said that. We all think so highly of you here. I think of you as the Reverend Bob...................................................................Bob Levy that is.

 

[ARtraveler]

:2thumbs: Good comparisons. I will stay out of the marital discussion--since I am not married anymore.

 

[Bob Denman]

...and you have the scars to prove it! :thumbup: :roflblack:
About twenty years ago I made the Mistake of referring to my MIssus as my "First Wife"... did it only once! :shocked: