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Random thought for the day
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ARtraveler
R.I.P. Dwayne
Good stuff. I am sure there is a lot more out there. I will wait to see it from someone else though. I am in a lazy thinking mood today. :bowdown:
We're all just Ghosts;
Driving meat coated skeletons;
Made from Stardust;
Riding a rock that's hurtling thru Space...
Fear NOTHING! :yes:
Aaaand....
The difference between Coffee and your opinion,
is that I ASKED for Coffee! :gaah:
Driving meat coated skeletons;
Made from Stardust;
Riding a rock that's hurtling thru Space...
Fear NOTHING! :yes:
Aaaand....
The difference between Coffee and your opinion,
is that I ASKED for Coffee! :gaah:
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IdahoMtnSpyder
Active member
Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do.
Redbeard
Member
2 Letter Word
Read until the end.....you'll laugh....
This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word
is 'UP.' It is listed in the
dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky
or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we
wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do
we speak UP, and why are the
officers UP for
election and why is it UP to the secretary to
write UP a
report?
We call UP our friends,
brighten UP a room, polish UP the
silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We
lock UP the house and
fix UP the old
car.
At other times this little word has real special
meaning. People stir UP trouble,
line UP for
tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one
thing but to be dressed UP is
special.
And this UP is confusing: A
drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We
open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at
night. We seem to be pretty mixed
UP about UP !
To be
knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary.. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about
thirty definitions
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may
wind UP with a hundred or
more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is
clouding UP . When the sun comes out
we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it
soaks UP the
earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I'll wrap
it UP, for now ........my time is UP !
Oh....one more thing:
What is the first thing you
do in the morning & the last thing you do at
night?
U
P !
Did that one crack you UP?
Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you
look UP in your address
book..or not...it's UP to you.
Now
I'll shut UP
Read until the end.....you'll laugh....
This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word
is 'UP.' It is listed in the
dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky
or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we
wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do
we speak UP, and why are the
officers UP for
election and why is it UP to the secretary to
write UP a
report?
We call UP our friends,
brighten UP a room, polish UP the
silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We
lock UP the house and
fix UP the old
car.
At other times this little word has real special
meaning. People stir UP trouble,
line UP for
tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one
thing but to be dressed UP is
special.
And this UP is confusing: A
drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We
open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at
night. We seem to be pretty mixed
UP about UP !
To be
knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary.. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about
thirty definitions
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may
wind UP with a hundred or
more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is
clouding UP . When the sun comes out
we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it
soaks UP the
earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I'll wrap
it UP, for now ........my time is UP !
Oh....one more thing:
What is the first thing you
do in the morning & the last thing you do at
night?
U
P !
Did that one crack you UP?
Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you
look UP in your address
book..or not...it's UP to you.
Now
I'll shut UP
RapidSpyder
Well-known member
And always eschew obfuscation.
RapidSpyder
Well-known member
Makes me want to grill today.
pegasus1300
Well-known member
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::gaah: English is such a funny language.
RapidSpyder
Well-known member
RapidSpyder
Well-known member
RayBJ
Well-known member
Did you know buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo?
Just a reminder for any with 'not quite PG' submissions they might be thinking of posting in this thread - this is NOT the place to put any of those PG+ or off-color posts! :lecturef_smilie:
However, there is always the Joke Forum
https://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?177-Joke-Forum
If you can't see it via the link &/or haven't noticed it on the main Index page before, that's probably because I don't believe you'll even see it unless you've included your DoB on your Profile & can be seen to be over 18; but once you've done that, you should see the Jokes Forum option in the main Index list when you next refresh the screen &/or log on! But any posts in there are not included in any Search results/options or either of the What's New or Today's Posts results!
You can add your age to your profile thru the 'Settings' link & then 'Edit Profile' in the left-hand column (you do not have to allow anyone else to see your DoB, you can elect to keep it private from all but the System Adminstrator via the privacy option! )
Once you can see, find, and select that Jokes sub-forum, selecting it for the first time will take you to a once only 'pop-up requirement' for you to complete/agree to before further access is allowed; and once that's done & you're in, you will see that there is a Sticky at the top of that sub-forum that you should read before going any further!! (Mind you, you should ALWAYS read any Stickies BEFORE posting in any sub-forum! :lecturef_smilie: ) as it outlines the rules specific to the Jokes Forum, and they WILL be enforced - so it's not somewhere you can sneak off to in order to avoid any of the other Forum Rules, it's just somewhere that you might expect to see dirty &/or off colour jokes - so if you don't want to see that sort of content, don't go thru the process to open the Jokes Forum! :spyder:
Now, back to your normal program...
However, there is always the Joke Forum
https://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?177-Joke-Forum
If you can't see it via the link &/or haven't noticed it on the main Index page before, that's probably because I don't believe you'll even see it unless you've included your DoB on your Profile & can be seen to be over 18; but once you've done that, you should see the Jokes Forum option in the main Index list when you next refresh the screen &/or log on! But any posts in there are not included in any Search results/options or either of the What's New or Today's Posts results!
You can add your age to your profile thru the 'Settings' link & then 'Edit Profile' in the left-hand column (you do not have to allow anyone else to see your DoB, you can elect to keep it private from all but the System Adminstrator via the privacy option!
) Once you can see, find, and select that Jokes sub-forum, selecting it for the first time will take you to a once only 'pop-up requirement' for you to complete/agree to before further access is allowed; and once that's done & you're in, you will see that there is a Sticky at the top of that sub-forum that you should read before going any further!! (Mind you, you should ALWAYS read any Stickies BEFORE posting in any sub-forum! :lecturef_smilie: ) as it outlines the rules specific to the Jokes Forum, and they WILL be enforced - so it's not somewhere you can sneak off to in order to avoid any of the other Forum Rules, it's just somewhere that you might expect to see dirty &/or off colour jokes - so if you don't want to see that sort of content, don't go thru the process to open the Jokes Forum! :spyder:
Now, back to your normal program...
