Nice try Tammy.............

[Al Bragg]

Maybe we could use this to level the spyder:

Oxford MagniMate Extra-Large Sidestand Foot Support.
This helpful product is available from twistedthrottle.com, listed under what fits my bike.

 

[SpyderDen]

Does E-How even realize the spyder has 3 wheels :dontknow:

So is the kickstand an option for the 2011 spyder:dontknow::hun::roflblack::roflblack:

If so, mine is missing the kickstand. I guess back to the dealer I go>
:dontknow:

 

[Oldmanzues]

This "expert" seems to related the local auto expert who wrote in the paper to get rid of the tire jack that came with your car and buy a "bumber jack". :dontknow:
The body shop said it was a woderful idea, They would make millions
Oldmanzues

 

[NautiBrit]

We have to give Tammy a little credit. She almost got the first sentence right.

"Take a Philips screwdriver and remove the bodywork that surrounds the engine of the Spyder."

A Philips head is a star shaped screwing / unscrewing implement. She just got the number of points on the star wrong.

Maybe she doesn't know how to spell torx? :dontknow:

Sorry, I'm not even going to give her this one. The panel is held on with Dzus fasteners, all you need are fingers, no tools required.

 

[Bullet24]

Dear Tammy,

:crackpipe:

Sincerely,
Me

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[NancysToy]

Sorry, I'm not even going to give her this one. The panel is held on with Dzus fasteners, all you need are fingers, no tools required.

Unless the Spyder was modified, only one panel is held on with Dzus fasteners. :lecturef_smilie:

 

[Roger]

Can i apply for a full refund being i never got my kickstand. can you say copy and paste and edit just to get published?

 

[Lamonster]

Twist off the oil filter as the oil is draining from the engine. An open-end wrench is required to remove the nut holding the oil filter in place.

I've been doing it wrong all this time :gaah:

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[FANG]

LOL -- and I thought I was challenged when it comes to maintenance -- wow after reading that I am genius.

 

[mishapman]

She is blonde. If you click on her name, it shows a bio and a pic. I don't think she's natural though.

Look on bugmenot.com for eHow.com and you too can log in and comment on her expert write up.

Maybe she's a blonde? :roflblack::roflblack: And don't forget to use an oil biohazard bucket. :dontknow::roflblack:

 

[NancysToy]

She is blonde. If you click on her name, it shows a bio and a pic. I don't think she's natural though.

Look on bugmenot.com for eHow.com and you too can log in and comment on her expert write up.

It is a well known fact that hydrogen peroxide kills brain cells! :joke:

 

[docdoru]

It is a well known fact that hydrogen peroxide kills brain cells! :joke:

:agree: Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

 

[Barbary]

To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides. :shemademe_smilie:

 

[StriperKing]

I hate to do this but I can`t resist. I appologize upfront.

A blonde calls the fire dept. and sais her neighbours house is on fire. The man sais where are you. She sais next door. He sais no, how do we get there. She sais Duh! Big red Truuuck.

OK, Ok what is black, blue, and brown..... A brunete that told one to many blonde jokes.

 

[Lamonster]

I hate to do this but I can`t resist. I appologize upfront.

A blonde calls the fire dept. and sais her neighbours house is on fire. The man sais where are you. She sais next door. He sais no, how do we get there. She sais Duh! Big red Truuuck.

OK, Ok what is black, blue, and brown..... A brunete that told one to many blonde jokes.

 

[SpyderSteve]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ch1VlmzXMQ

:2thumbs:

 

[NautiBrit]

Unless the Spyder was modified, only one panel is held on with Dzus fasteners. :lecturef_smilie:

On my unmodified Spyder, I only have to remove one panel for an oil change, and that panel is held on with Dzus fasteners. :dontknow:

 

[SpyderRider]

Blond Star...Too funny! :roflblack:

 

[Bullet24]

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

Couldn't resist. It's all in good fun...:thumbup:

 

[NancysToy]

We have to give Tammy a little credit. She almost got the first sentence right.

"Take a Philips screwdriver and remove the bodywork that surrounds the engine of the Spyder."

A Philips head is a star shaped screwing / unscrewing implement. She just got the number of points on the star wrong.

Maybe she doesn't know how to spell torx? :dontknow:

On my unmodified Spyder, I only have to remove one panel for an oil change, and that panel is held on with Dzus fasteners. :dontknow:

I guess I should have been more clear. The point is that you may not have to remove all the bodywork surrounding the engine, as she says...but if you do, you will need to remove the Torx screws, not just Dzus panels.