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Bob Denman
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:shocked: When I was growing up: I think that my Dad had the "Magnum" model! :yikes:
Bob Denman
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ofdave
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Have y'all heard about the man that went to his neighbors house? He rang the bell. The husband was busy. His wife was just getting out of the shower. The husband asked his wife to answer the door.
Reluctantly. She wrapped a towel around her and went to the door.
The man at the door was surprised. But asked, is your husband home?
She said he is busy. Can I help you? He looked at her and said. I will give you $500.00 to lower that towel to your waist. She thought about it. No one was around. She said OK. So she did. He gave her $500.
He then said if you let it hit the floor, I will give you another $500. So she did. He gave her $500. Again.
Then he left.
She wrapped up in the towel again and went inside.
Her husband asked. Who was at the door?
She said the neighbor. He was looking for you. I told him you were busy.
Then her husband asked her. Did he mention anything about the $1000.00 that he owes me???
Reluctantly. She wrapped a towel around her and went to the door.
The man at the door was surprised. But asked, is your husband home?
She said he is busy. Can I help you? He looked at her and said. I will give you $500.00 to lower that towel to your waist. She thought about it. No one was around. She said OK. So she did. He gave her $500.
He then said if you let it hit the floor, I will give you another $500. So she did. He gave her $500. Again.
Then he left.
She wrapped up in the towel again and went inside.
Her husband asked. Who was at the door?
She said the neighbor. He was looking for you. I told him you were busy.
Then her husband asked her. Did he mention anything about the $1000.00 that he owes me???
vided
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Hilarious but exactly what would happen!!!
LUNCH WITH THE POPE
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht.
The Pope accepted and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the Secret Service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying, "Never mind boys, I'll get it."
Then Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC reported:
TRUMP CAN'T SWIM"
LUNCH WITH THE POPE
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht.
The Pope accepted and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the Secret Service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying, "Never mind boys, I'll get it."
Then Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC reported:
TRUMP CAN'T SWIM"
Bob Denman
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An inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven."
Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of the woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, " Professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention too:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God,
"Hold on."
God went to His Celestial super-computer, typed in some key words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God
said to Arthur, " But according to these statistics, more men are
riding my invention than yours."
and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven."
Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of the woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, " Professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention too:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God,
"Hold on."
God went to His Celestial super-computer, typed in some key words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God
said to Arthur, " But according to these statistics, more men are
riding my invention than yours."
Bob Denman
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^^ That's gotta make ya wonder, doesn't it!?! :shocked: :banghead:
Was it just a pretty good idea to add some humour into their labelling..... or has someone really tried & then complained &/or sued when it didn't work the way those brooms do in the movies & on those 'Bewitched' TV shows & similar??! :dontknow:
I can just image the phone-call complaint.... "I just bought one of your brooms as a present and it's faulty, my old Aunt Esmerelda just broke both her legs when she tried to take off & fly outta the upstairs window!!".......long silent but incredulous pause before company rep replies........ "She WHAT?!" :yikes:
Was it just a pretty good idea to add some humour into their labelling..... or has someone really tried & then complained &/or sued when it didn't work the way those brooms do in the movies & on those 'Bewitched' TV shows & similar??! :dontknow:
I can just image the phone-call complaint.... "I just bought one of your brooms as a present and it's faulty, my old Aunt Esmerelda just broke both her legs when she tried to take off & fly outta the upstairs window!!".......long silent but incredulous pause before company rep replies........ "She WHAT?!" :yikes:
JerryB
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Hi Peter,
Re: That's gotta make ya wonder
Not really. As Alexis de Tocqueville wrote ( 1835 & 1840 ) in his book Democracy in America, ultimately everything in America will be decided in court.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_de_Tocqueville
:banghead:
Jerry Baumchen
Re: That's gotta make ya wonder
Not really. As Alexis de Tocqueville wrote ( 1835 & 1840 ) in his book Democracy in America, ultimately everything in America will be decided in court.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_de_Tocqueville
:banghead:
Jerry Baumchen
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The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.
He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.
As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them. The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and introduced himself.
He looked at the first young man and asked "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?" The young man looks at him and says "I'm a pilot!"
The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says "Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!"
The aide hustles the young man off. The general looks at the second young man and asked "What skills to you bring to the Air Force?" The young man says "I chop wood!"
Son" the general replies "we don't need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?" "I chop wood!"
young man" huffs the general "you are not listening to me, we don't need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!" "Well" the young man says "you hired my brother!"
Of course we did" says the general "he's a pilot!"
The young man rolls his eyes and says "So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!"
He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.
As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them. The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and introduced himself.
He looked at the first young man and asked "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?" The young man looks at him and says "I'm a pilot!"
The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says "Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!"
The aide hustles the young man off. The general looks at the second young man and asked "What skills to you bring to the Air Force?" The young man says "I chop wood!"
Son" the general replies "we don't need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?" "I chop wood!"
young man" huffs the general "you are not listening to me, we don't need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!" "Well" the young man says "you hired my brother!"
Of course we did" says the general "he's a pilot!"
The young man rolls his eyes and says "So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!"
Bob Denman
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Solving the "Mother In Law problem":
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