The Bear & The Bait: Version 2.0
Is this version any better? :dontknow:
The Governor in the swamps
The Governor of Georgia decided to take a tour around his great State, and see what he voters wanted . He was driving along near a campground when he heard a
frantic commotion just at the edge of a dark swamp. He found a helpless
camper wearing shorts, sandals, a pork-pie hat and a 'Save
the Trees' shirt.
The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about
trying to free himself from the grasp of a 14-foot alligator.
As he watched in horror, a group of Rednecks wearing
full body camo, came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug
right into the gator's chest. The two other men pulled the semi
conscious man from the it's grasp.
Then using baseball bats, the Good Ole boys finished off the gator. Two
of the men dragged the dead gator onto the bed of their pickup truck
while the other tenderly placed the injured camper in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Governor summoned all of them over to him. "I
want to Thank you for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed.
"I have heard there was bitter hatred between Rednecks and the folks
from the big cities, but now I've seen with my own eyes
that this is not true.
As he drove off, one Redneck asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?
Dude, that was the Governor," another replied. "He's the fella who runs
the entire State!.
"Well," the Redneck said, "he may have access to all power, but he
don't know squat about gator hunting. By the way, is the bait still
alive or do we need to go back to Atlanta and get another one?
Or will the Rednecks be mad at me?
