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Bob Denman
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When you put it THAT way: :roflblack::clap: :firstplace: :2thumbs:Bob Denman
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:roflblack:
(Time to stick my toes over the edge...)
But is this medication taken orally; or in a suppository? :joke:
mxz600
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:roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::roflblack::roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::roflblack::clap::clap: :2thumbs:
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Erectile Dysfunction
The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was
getting frustrated. The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination,
the doctor said he wanted to check with the wife.
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly. She did as instructed.
He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough. Finally he said,
"Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will talk to your husband."
The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't
get an erection either."
The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was
getting frustrated. The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination,
the doctor said he wanted to check with the wife.
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly. She did as instructed.
He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough. Finally he said,
"Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will talk to your husband."
The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't
get an erection either."
SpyderConvert
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What Children Should/Should Not Be Allowed To See
Should a child witness childbirth? Here's your answer:
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........spank his ass again!"
Should a child witness childbirth? Here's your answer:
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........spank his ass again!"
SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN
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can you blame him
Bob Denman
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Estate planning
Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.
Tom wanted two things:
• to learn how to invest his inheritance and,
• to find a wife to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars"
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.
Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.
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Women are so much better at estate planning than men…
He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.
Tom wanted two things:
• to learn how to invest his inheritance and,
• to find a wife to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars"
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.
Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.
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Women are so much better at estate planning than men…
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SpyderConvert
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Old Marine Pilot
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot? He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans...
flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than
260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning,.
I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot? He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans...
flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than
260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning,.
I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Bob Denman
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:shocked: Talk about a Paradigm shift... :roflblack: :clap: :2thumbs:
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ofdave
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The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.
It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.
Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.
Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.
It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.
Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.
Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
mowin
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LMAO. Sent that to a few deserving people. :roflblack:
PrairieSpyder
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I've heard that same story about pepper spray and bear bells in Montana.
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