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Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.
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Cavman
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MEDICAL OBSERVATION
>
> First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were
> attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.
> They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with
> a white sheet.
> The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary
> medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
> The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body."
> For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
> in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
> "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
>
> The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
> eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow
> and, sucked on it.......followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.
>
> When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at
> them and said, "The second most important quality is observation.
> I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to
> pay attention. Life is tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
>
> First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were
> attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.
> They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with
> a white sheet.
> The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary
> medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
> The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body."
> For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
> in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
> "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
>
> The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
> eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow
> and, sucked on it.......followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.
>
> When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at
> them and said, "The second most important quality is observation.
> I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to
> pay attention. Life is tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
Bob Denman
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NautiBrit
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History of the Condom
This pearl of knowledge may have escaped you.
In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine
In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat, first.
Don't thank me, I do this as a public service for the advancement of knowledge.
This pearl of knowledge may have escaped you.
In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine
In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat, first.
Don't thank me, I do this as a public service for the advancement of knowledge.
Bob Denman
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:shocked:
vided
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Bob Denman
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:agree:
Bob Denman
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This one MIGHT be a little bit Political...
What the Heck: I support President Trump, and I think that it's funny as Hell!
:clap:
What the Heck: I support President Trump, and I think that it's funny as Hell!
:clap:PrairieSpyder
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Bob Denman
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But at least it's free-ranging barbed-wire! :thumbup:
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Bfromla
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That barbed wire is kinda hostile, Bob. What are you really saying?
Looks like the beginnings of a wall! & that pretty green grass might offend those without any.
Bob Denman
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I've always wondered about these ads. You've seen all the commercials.
But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting
more than 4 hours?
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and
since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male
employees. She asked if she could help me.
I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist.
She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it
was that I needed to discuss,
I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of
professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough
for me to discuss, but here goes.
I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This
condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.
I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is
the absolute best we can do:
* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* a company pickup truck,
* a king size bed and
* $3,000 a month in living expenses."
But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting
more than 4 hours?
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and
since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male
employees. She asked if she could help me.
I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist.
She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it
was that I needed to discuss,
I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of
professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough
for me to discuss, but here goes.
I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This
condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.
I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is
the absolute best we can do:
* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* a company pickup truck,
* a king size bed and
* $3,000 a month in living expenses."
Bob Denman
New member
We have figured out how to exact "Parking Lot Revenge..." :roflblack:
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