-
There were many reasons for the change of the site software, the biggest was security. The age of the old software also meant no server updates for certain programs. There are many benefits to the new software, one of the biggest is the mobile functionality. Ill fix up some stuff in the coming days, we'll also try to get some of the old addons back or the data imported back into the site like the garage. To create a thread or to reply with a post is basically the same as it was in the prior software. The default style of the site is light colored, but i temporarily added a darker colored style, to change you can find a link at the bottom of the site.
Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.
- Thread starter ThreeWheels
- Start date
Bob Denman
New member
:yikes:
At least Karl now understands why they taste like that... :shocked:
At least Karl now understands why they taste like that... :shocked:
Tanshanomi
New member
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's fine, really. I'll just sit here alone in the dark for God-knows-how-long. No reason for you to concern yourself — not that you've ever lifted a finger on my behalf...
None. It's fine, really. I'll just sit here alone in the dark for God-knows-how-long. No reason for you to concern yourself — not that you've ever lifted a finger on my behalf...
IdahoMtnSpyder
Active member
Bear on the roof
JerryB
New member
Hi folks,
A very sad day today.
After several years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has lost his certification after just one minor indiscretion; he slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of all that training and money........
A genuinely nice guy and an excellent vet.
:yikes:
Jerry Baumchen
A very sad day today.
After several years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has lost his certification after just one minor indiscretion; he slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of all that training and money........
A genuinely nice guy and an excellent vet.
:yikes:
Jerry Baumchen
Bob Denman
New member
hyea:
JerryB
New member
Hi folks,
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband… She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."
Then the woman says, "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome . "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me..."
"Oh, really! What'd he say?"
He said: "Who did such a lousy job on your hair?"
:shocked:
Jerry Baumchen
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband… She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."
Then the woman says, "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome . "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me..."
"Oh, really! What'd he say?"
He said: "Who did such a lousy job on your hair?"
:shocked:
Jerry Baumchen
Bob Denman
New member
"With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal
experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social
session" with friends. Last night, I was out on a pre-Christmas
evening with my employee staff.
I had a few cocktails, a few shots , followed by a few glasses of red
wine. Despite the jolliness, I still had the sense to know that I was
over the limit.
That's when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home.
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the freeway, but since
it was a cab, they waved me past. I arrived home safely without
incident.
This was a both a great relief and surprise because I had never driven
a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from, and now that it
is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it!"
experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social
session" with friends. Last night, I was out on a pre-Christmas
evening with my employee staff.
I had a few cocktails, a few shots , followed by a few glasses of red
wine. Despite the jolliness, I still had the sense to know that I was
over the limit.
That's when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home.
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the freeway, but since
it was a cab, they waved me past. I arrived home safely without
incident.
This was a both a great relief and surprise because I had never driven
a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from, and now that it
is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it!"
Bob Denman
New member
Bob Denman
New member
Pirate looks at --
New member
That would be worse than pooping I guess..........
Bob Denman
New member
But if they're only coming here to poop... :thumbup:
Tanshanomi
New member
Bob Denman
New member
:shocked: Be careful: they attack when cornered! nojoke
Similar threads
