Bob Denman
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:shocked: That hurts, to even think about it!! :yikes:
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Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.
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mowin
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I knew I could count on ya.
Bob Denman
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:thumbup: It's just as if we went to different High Schools together! :clap:
(The thought that there might be a pair of us on this Planet, makes my Missus lose sleep... :shocked
(The thought that there might be a pair of us on this Planet, makes my Missus lose sleep... :shocked
Bob Denman
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mowin
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Just checked, there out of stock. :banghead:
Bob Denman
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Did you check with Amazon? Perhaps they can deliver it with a drone! :thumbup:
mowin
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:roflblack: :roflblack:
Bob Denman
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You've got to admit: seeing something like that being delivered by a drone, would be an awe-inspiring sight! :shocked: :bowdown:
Bfromla
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NOLAN'S WISDOM
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Nolan stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Nolan?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Nolan watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Nolan 'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that Nolan wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Nolan! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Nolan quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Nolan's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.' Nolan asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
Little Nolan attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Nolan asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Nolan, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .....
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Nolan stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Nolan?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Nolan watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Nolan 'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that Nolan wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Nolan! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Nolan quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Nolan's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.' Nolan asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
Little Nolan attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Nolan asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Nolan, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .....
Sam Mac
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Beer
Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale atthe Beer Store.I placed them on the front seat and headed back home.
I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeousblonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
Although it was very cold she was wearing a very shortskirt and a light jacket which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on mypassenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpytop she said, in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked, .... "Whatkind of beer 'ya
got?..
Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale atthe Beer Store.I placed them on the front seat and headed back home.
I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeousblonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
Although it was very cold she was wearing a very shortskirt and a light jacket which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on mypassenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpytop she said, in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked, .... "Whatkind of beer 'ya
got?..
JerryB
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Hi folks,
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."
One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion."
A few hours later the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest......... until he read their new sign:
Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.
:yes:
Jerry Baumchen
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."
One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion."
A few hours later the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest......... until he read their new sign:
Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.
:yes:
Jerry Baumchen
Bob Denman
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One of them must have had a degree in Marketing.
Sam Mac
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Male logic
Male logic
This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply,
but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately
$5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where is your airplane?
Male logic
This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply,
but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately
$5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where is your airplane?
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